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Deadly Friend Quotes

  • Paul: Sam. Listen to me. We can get help. Do you know Dr. Johanson? He can help us. Sam, please.


  • Paul: Now we see if it works.
    Tom: You're kidding, right?


  • Harry: Goddamn kid. I told her to clean up her stuff off the stairs.


  • Harry: You lying little bitch! Okay, come on now. None of this shit. You get the hell up. Samantha. I'm not joking. You wanna know what real trouble is? I mean it. You get the hell up and get in your room.


  • Paul: Why the hell isn't he responding?


  • Harry: You little bitch. I'm your father.


  • Tom: Speaking of crazy, welcome to Elvira Parker's fortress. I like to think of it as a bomb. One day, I'm gonna crack this combination, walk up to her, and hand her the paper. I'll probably scare her to death, she's so paranoid.


  • Elvira Williams: You get that out of here or I'll blow your heads off!


  • Tom: Are you out of your fucking mind?


  • Tom: Great tits!
    Paul: You're telling me!


  • Jeannie Conway: Boy, I make good coffee.


  • Samantha: He's my father. Sometimes I want to roll a truck over his face but he's still my father.


  • Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life!
    Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing? You didn't say anything about a dead body. We were supposed to save her life!


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