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Death at a Funeral Quotes

  • Norman: You still smokin' that stuff?
    Derek: No no no, I'm gonna stop, all right? *You* used to smoke, we used to smoke *together*.
    Norman: I used to piss my pants and then I stopped!

  • Jeff: He got in a fight with the table, and the table won.

  • Ryan: Well she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school.

  • Elaine: Because your going to be a father
    Elaine: You're going to be a father.
    Oscar: I'm pregnant?

  • Aaron: "You've got Jackie Chan in there!"
    Aaron: You've got Jackie Chan in there!
    Mourner #1: "Ahh shit"
    Mourner #1: Ahh shit!
    Aaron: "You can't turn up here with the wrong bodies, it's not burger king you can't mess up ma' order!"
    Aaron: You can't turn up here with the wrong bodies! This isn't Burger King. You can't just mess up my order!

  • Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are.

  • Cynthia: You can't understand death until you've given life.

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