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Death Proof Quotes

  • Abernathy: It's a Prada!


  • Earl: I can make goddam sure he don't do it in Texas
    Earl: I can make goddam sure he don't do it in Texas.


  • Stuntman Mike: The alcohol is just a lubricant for the individual for the individual encounters that a bar room offers
    Stuntman Mike: The alcohol is just a lubricant for the individual for the individual encounters that a bar room offers.


  • Stuntman Mike: ladies!!! now that was fun, well see ya!
    Stuntman Mike: [catches his breath] Ohhh, ladies that was fun!


  • Stuntman Mike: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make salt taste just like sugar.
    Stuntman Mike: Well damn if you ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.


  • Zoë Bell: I'm okay!


  • Stuntman Mike: Cheers, Butterfly. The woods are lovely, dark, and deep. And I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go, before you sleep.


  • Kim: I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!


  • Jungle Julia: Bitch, you may be acting like you 12 years old, but he just acting like a man. You need to break that nigga off a piece.
    Jungle Julia: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.
    Kim: Bitch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.


  • Warren: Chartreuse! The only liquor so good, they named a color after it.
    Warren: Chartreuse, the only liqueur so good they named a color after it.


  • Jungle Julia: And then...if they say that...you gotta give 'em a lap dance
    Jungle Julia: And THEN... If they say that...You gotta give 'em a lap dance.


  • Pam: Hey Warren, who is this guy?
    Warren: Stuntman Mike.
    Pam: And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
    Warren: He's a stuntman.


  • Zoë Bell: What are you gonna do, blow him?
    Zoë Bell: What're you gonna do, blow him?
    Abernathy: No! I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.
    Abernathy: No! I'm going to insinuate that Lee's going to blow him.


  • Nate: I wanna make out!


  • Stuntman Mike: Fair lady, your chariot awaits.


  • Stuntman Mike: You know how people say "you're okay in my book" or "in my book, that's no good"? Well, I actually have a book, and everybody I ever meet goes in this book, and now I've met you and you're going in the book. Only I'm afraid I must file you under chicken shit.
    Stuntman Mike: You know how people say, YOU'RE OKAY IN MY BOOK, or AND IN MY BOOK THAT'S NO GOOD. Well, I actually have... a book. And everybody I ever met goes in this book. And now I've met you, and... YOU'RE GOING IN THE BOOK TOO. Unfortunately, now I'm gonna have to file you under chicken... shit.


  • Stuntman Mike: There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
    Stuntman Mike: [to Arlene] There are few things fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.


  • Arlene: Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
    Stuntman Mike: Yeah, it is.
    Arlene: Yeah. Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?


  • Jungle Julia: What about "kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny looking guy who you could fuck" did you not understand?
    Jungle Julia: [to Arlene] What about 'kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck' did you not understand?


  • Jasper: What's a cheerleader movie?
    Abernathy: A movie about cheerleaders.


  • Dov: Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine.
    Dov: [noticing his scar] Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. [they laugh some more]


  • Stuntman Mike: We're both going left. You could've just as easily been going left too, and if that were the case, it would've been a while before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared...immediately!
    Stuntman Mike: Well, because there was a fifty-fifty shot on whether you'd be going left. You see, we're both going left. You could have just as easily been going left too and if that was the case, it would have been awhile before you started getting scared. But since you're going the other way, I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately!


  • Stuntman Mike: This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat.
    Stuntman Mike: This car is a hundred percent death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.


  • Shanna: Do guys like the thing?
    Shanna: Do guys like 'the thing'?
    Arlene: They like it better than no thing.


  • Warren: Is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?
    Warren: Is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty be-ve-rage?


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