Death Toll Reviews
The dialogue could have been written in 15 minutes by a wannabe gangsta 13 year old, but on the plus side, the quality of the production was so poor that a lot of the diabolical dialogue was inaudible.
Every character was a cliche, from the hard ass/faced female DA who wears a ton of make up and tries to intimidate the chief of police by calling him a "nitwit" to the FBI "maveric" who just wanders around pointing and shouting at people.
My favourite cringworthy effort was the touching flasback to the "local good guy detective (who is predictably in love with his "beautiful yet tough" female partner)as a teen, when he wanted to start dealing to buy some sneakers. He goes to visit the local drugs lord (who, predictably, was dressed like a pimp and held all his meetings in the back of the car), bat rather than welcoming a new drug runner - the drugs lord says "hell no - you be a football player and I'll pay you for every touchdown" and then gives him the sneakers he wanted!
RIDICULOUSLY BAD! I tried to find some comedic value in its awfulness, but there was none to be had - especially in the chief of police who, I think, was meant to be funny with his crazy obsession for food over everything else.
This film is truly awful.