Despicable Me 2 Quotes

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    1. Agnes: She kisses my boo-boo's, she braids my hair. We love you mothers everywhere.
    – Submitted by Genesis L (3 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Under wear...
    – Submitted by Roy E (6 months ago)
    1. Lucy: El Macho sounds pretty dead to me.
    2. Gru: His body was never found, only a pile of singed chest hair.
    – Submitted by Raisul I (7 months ago)
    1. Gru: That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.
    2. Lucy: What?
    3. Gru: About twenty years ago, he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!
    – Submitted by Raisul I (7 months ago)
    1. Jillian: Hello Gru. This is Jillian.
    2. Gru: Agness, tell Jillian I'm not here.
    – Submitted by Christian Joie N (8 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Bottom...
    – Submitted by Carlos Manuel R (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Hello Lucy. I know our relationship is strictly professional, and I know you're leaving for Australia. So, here's the question. Would you...would...would you like to go out on a date?
    2. Additional Minions: Ahh no.
    3. Gru: Okay, that's not helping.
    – Submitted by Ramon Paolo A (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: I'm just chilling with the guac. From my chip hat!
    – Submitted by Gavin K (9 months ago)
    1. Eduardo/El Macho: I'm not afraid of your jelly guns.
    2. Dr. Nefario: Oh this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine.
    – Submitted by Doraemons H (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Lipstick taser!
    2. Lucy: Aw, he copied me.
    – Submitted by Doraemons H (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: Does... it matter?
    2. Gru: No, no it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!
    – Submitted by Darion D (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: Oh, Gru. Se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo.
    2. Gru: Me llama llama ding dong.
    – Submitted by Alvin Ace T (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: What celeb do you look like?
    2. Gru: Bruce Willis?
    3. Margo: No.
    4. Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
    – Submitted by Alvin Ace T (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: The 21. Fart gun. Salute!
    2. Dr. Nefario: I counted 22.
    3. Additional Minions: Hehehe.
    – Submitted by Alvin Ace T (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Ok, I see where this is going now with all the mission impossible stuff. I'm a father now. Good day Mr. Sheep's Butt.
    2. Silas: Ramsbottom.
    3. Gru: Oh yeah, like that's any better.
    – Submitted by Alvin Ace T (9 months ago)
    1. Agnes: I'd like to make some toast.
    – Submitted by Steven V (9 months ago)
    1. Lucy: So, it turns out you were right about El Macho being alive. Yay!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: I really hate that chicken!
    – Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)
    1. Lucy: I'm your new partner. Yay.
    2. Gru: No, no. No Yay.
    – Submitted by Steven V (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Dave, you can leave now.
    – Submitted by Steven V (9 months ago)
    1. Agnes: He's pooping?
    – Submitted by Russell Q (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Just because everybody hates it, doesn't mean it's not good.
    – Submitted by Daniel C (9 months ago)
    1. Agnes: I know it's you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.
    – Submitted by Doraemons H (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Oh, and here's a tip. Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mister Sheep's Butt!
    2. Silas: Ramsbottom.
    3. Gru: Oh-ho, yeah, like that's any better!
    – Submitted by Kia M (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
    2. Gru: Uhhh, Bruce Willis.
    3. Margo: Mmm, no.
    4. Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
    5. Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
    – Submitted by Kia M (9 months ago)
    1. Antonio: I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?
    – Submitted by Tim C (9 months ago)
    1. Silas: I'm the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
    2. Additional Minions: Bottom!
    3. Silas: Hilarious.
    – Submitted by Jean R (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: I hate boys.
    2. Gru: I know, I know, they stink.
    – Submitted by Darion D (9 months ago)
    1. Dr. Nefario: I counted 22.
    – Submitted by Kelly S (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Because my house is made of candy. And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems.
    – Submitted by Ramon Paolo A (9 months ago)
    1. Margo: I hate boys.
    2. Gru: Yes, they stink.
    – Submitted by Ramon Paolo A (9 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Poka! Baddy dona la ki! Po-chi Poka!
    – Submitted by Paul H (9 months ago)
    1. Gru: Gru is back to save the world.
    – Submitted by Adam P (9 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Bee doo bee doo!
    – Submitted by Evan A (9 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Rah,rah.
    – Submitted by Evan A (9 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: Ma ma ma ma ma ma am, uh la laaaaa, potatoes lalala.
    – Submitted by Adam P (9 months ago)
    1. Silas Ramsbottom: My name's Silas, Silas Ramsbottom.
    2. Kevin the Minion: He said bottom.
    – Submitted by Adam P (9 months ago)
    1. Additional Minions: He he. Bottom.
    – Submitted by Tim H (10 months ago)
    1. Lucy: You really should announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, lipstick taser!
    – Submitted by Steven V (10 months ago)
    1. Margo: Is that a problem?
    2. Gru: No it's not. Unless it's a boy!
    – Submitted by Lucas B (10 months ago)
    1. Gru: Good night Agnes. Never get older.
    – Submitted by Matthew R (11 months ago)
    1. Agnes: I know what makes you a boy!
    2. Gru: Uh, you do?
    3. Agnes: Your bald head!
    4. Gru: Oh, right.
    5. Agnes: Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep!
    – Submitted by Mary M (12 months ago)

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