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  • Gru: Because my house is made out of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems!


  • Antonio: Someday, I wish to play video games for a living.
    Margo: Wow... you're so complicated...


  • Gru: My house is made of candy, and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems!


  • Additional Minions: Bee doo bee doo!


  • Agnes: She kisses my boo-boo's, she braids my hair. We love you mothers everywhere.


  • Additional Minions: Under wear...


  • Lucy: El Macho sounds pretty dead to me.
    Gru: His body was never found, only a pile of singed chest hair.


  • Gru: That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.
    Lucy: What?
    Gru: About twenty years ago, he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! He had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! But like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon. He died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!


  • Jillian: hello gru this is jillian
    Jillian: Hello Gru. This is Jillian.
    Gru: agness tell jilian im not here
    Gru: Agness, tell Jillian I'm not here.


  • Additional Minions: Bottom...


  • Gru: Hello Lucy. I know our relationship is strictly professional, and I know you're leaving for Australia. So, here's the question. Would you...would...would you like to go out on a date?
    Additional Minions: Ahh no.
    Gru: Okay, that's not helping.


  • Gru: I'm just chilling with the guac...from my chip hat!
    Gru: I'm just chilling with the guac. From my chip hat!


  • Eduardo/El Macho: I'm not afraid ... ... of your jelly guns.
    Eduardo/El Macho: I'm not afraid of your jelly guns.
    Dr. Nefario: Oh this ain't a jelly gun, sunshine.


  • Gru: Lipstick taser!
    Lucy: Aw, he copied me.


  • Margo: Does... it matter?
    Gru: No, no it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!


  • Margo: Oh, Gru. Se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo.
    Gru: Me llama llama ding dong.


  • Margo: What celeb do you look like?
    Gru: Bruce Willis?
    Margo: No.
    Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!


  • Gru: The 21... fart gun... salute!
    Gru: The 21. Fart gun. Salute!
    Dr. Nefario: I counted 22.
    Additional Minions: Hehehe.


  • Gru: Ok, I see where this is going now with all the mission impossible stuff. I’m a father now. Good day Mr. Sheep’s Butt.
    Gru: Ok, I see where this is going now with all the mission impossible stuff. I'm a father now. Good day Mr. Sheep's Butt.
    Silas: Ramsbottom.
    Gru: Oh yeah, like that’s any better.
    Gru: Oh yeah, like that's any better.


  • Agnes: I'd like to make some toast.


  • Lucy: So, it turns out you were right about El Macho being alive. Yaaaay!
    Lucy: So, it turns out you were right about El Macho being alive. Yay!


  • Gru: I really hate that chicken!


  • Lucy: I'm your new partner. Yay.
    Gru: No, no. No Yay.


  • Gru: Dave, you can leave now.
    Gru: You can leave now.


  • Agnes: He's pooping?


  • Gru: Just because everybody hates it, doesn't mean it's not good.


  • Agnes: I know it's you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.


  • Gru: Oh, and here's a tip. Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, MAYBE you should just give them a call! Good day, Mister Sheep's Butt!
    Gru: Oh, and here's a tip. Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mister Sheep's Butt!
    Silas: Ramsbottom.
    Gru: (Sarcastically) Oh-ho, yeah, like that's any better!
    Gru: Oh-ho, yeah, like that's any better!


  • Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
    Gru: Uhhh, Bruce Willis.
    Margo: (stares at Gru intently for a few seconds) Mmm... No.
    Margo: Mmm, no.
    Agnes: (Raises her hand) Humpty Dumpty!
    Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
    Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
    Margo: (her and her sisters laugh)


  • Antonio: I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?


  • Silas: I'm the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom.
    Additional Minions: (laughing) Bottom!
    Additional Minions: Bottom!
    Silas: hilarious.
    Silas: Hilarious.


  • Margo: I hate boys.
    Gru: I know, I know, they stink.


  • Dr. Nefario: I counted 22...
    Dr. Nefario: I counted 22.


  • Gru: *as a fairy princess in Agnes' birthday party*...because my house is made of candy. And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems.
    Gru: Because my house is made of candy. And sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems.


  • Margo: I hate boys.
    Gru: Yes, they stink. *sends out freeze ray and fires to Antonio*
    Gru: Yes, they stink.


  • Additional Minions: Poka! Baddy dona la ki! Po-chi Poka!


  • Gru: Gru is back, to save the world
    Gru: Gru is back to save the world.


  • Additional Minions: Bee doo bee doo!


  • Additional Minions: Rah,rah.


  • Additional Minions: Ma ma ma ma ma ma am, uh la laaaaa, potatoes lalala
    Additional Minions: Ma ma ma ma ma ma am, uh la laaaaa, potatoes lalala.


  • Silas Ramsbottom: My name's Silas, Silas Ramsbottom
    Silas Ramsbottom: My name's Silas, Silas Ramsbottom.
    Kevin the Minion: He said bottom
    Kevin the Minion: He said bottom.


  • Additional Minions: hehe...bottom
    Additional Minions: He he. Bottom.


  • Lucy: You really should announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, LIPSTICK TASER!
    Lucy: You really should announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, lipstick taser!
    Lucy: You really shouldn't announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, lipstick taser!


  • Margo: Is that a problem?
    Gru: No it's not... unless it's a boy!
    Gru: No it's not. Unless it's a boy!


  • Gru: Good night Agnes, "kisses her head", never get older.
    Gru: Good night Agnes. Never get older.


  • Agnes: I know what makes you a boy!
    Gru: Uh...you do?
    Gru: Uh, you do?
    Agnes: Your bald head!
    Gru: Oh, right.
    Agnes: Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep!


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