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  • Riley Jones: Clapton Davis, you are more concept than reality.
    ‐ Submitted by Janaki B (3 years ago)

  • Ione: You're my Ralph Macchio. Do the crane thing.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Taylor Fisher: I'm Taylor Fisher and I'm a BITCH. Beauty. Intelligence. Talent. Charisma. Hoobastank.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: Your fighting style is so obnoxious.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: Clapton don't dance.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Ione: I wish my mom would go to a different planet instead of being a drunken has-been who's full of shit.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: I'd hide in a sporting goods store if zombies attacked.
    Sander Sanderson: Costco. Zombies don't have memberships.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: Look around. What don't you see?
    Riley Jones: Cinderhella?
    Clapton Davis: Ione. Get over yourself. Seriously.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Sander Sanderson: Taking a picture... For dental records.
    Billy Nolan: Next time you get an x-ray it will be a picture of your head flying off!
    Clapton Davis: Shit... Get that molar.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site. Its going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me and if they have I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers. Everything's great on a ultra precise one hundred point scale and there's no place for feedback. If readers want to bitch about they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Ione: You'll blow this for me! My name here is Sloan.
    Riley Jones: You're mom's a bitch.
    Ione: We switched places just so I could win the dance off! Plus my mom's clothes fit great! Except I think I may be pregnant...
    Clapton Davis: Ione's pregnant with herself?
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Riley Jones: I am never leaving this place.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: I thought that ass looked familiar.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Mr. Kendall: Well Clapton. I'm wet.
    ‐ Submitted by Zoe C (3 years ago)

  • Gord: Americans hate chickens. For example, KFC serves popcorn chicken to assure to their customers that the chicken was blown to bits... Americans want chickens to die!
    ‐ Submitted by Brittany M (3 years ago)

  • Riley Jones: You can't change the past without changing the present.
    ‐ Submitted by Philip A (3 years ago)

  • Clapton Davis: Good taste is not a democracy.
    ‐ Submitted by Gabby G (4 years ago)

  • Principal Verge: I make 40 'G's' a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle!
    ‐ Submitted by David C (4 years ago)

  • Principal Verge: Who taught you have to make a snuff porno?! Lady Gaga?
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)

  • Principal Verge: Ten A.M. to Ten P.M.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (4 years ago)