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Detention Quotes

  • Riley Jones: Clapton Davis, you are more concept than reality.


  • Ione: You're my Ralph Macchio. Do the crane thing.


  • Taylor Fisher: I'm Taylor Fisher and I'm a BITCH. Beauty. Intelligence. Talent. Charisma. Hoobastank.


  • Clapton Davis: Your fighting style is so obnoxious.


  • Clapton Davis: Clapton don't dance.


  • Ione: I wish my mom would go to a different planet instead of being a drunken has-been who's full of shit.


  • Clapton Davis: I'd hide in a sporting goods store if zombies attacked.
    Sander Sanderson: Costco. Zombies don't have memberships.


  • Clapton Davis: Look around. What don't you see?
    Riley Jones: Cinderhella?
    Clapton Davis: Ione. Get over yourself. Seriously.


  • Sander Sanderson: Taking a picture... For dental records.
    Billy Nolan: Next time you get an x-ray it will be a picture of your head flying off!
    Clapton Davis: Shit... Get that molar.


  • Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site. Its going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me and if they have I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers. Everything's great on a ultra precise one hundred point scale and there's no place for feedback. If readers want to bitch about they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.


  • Ione: You'll blow this for me! My name here is Sloan.
    Riley Jones: You're mom's a bitch.
    Ione: We switched places just so I could win the dance off! Plus my mom's clothes fit great! Except I think I may be pregnant...
    Clapton Davis: Ione's pregnant with herself?


  • Riley Jones: I am never leaving this place.


  • Clapton Davis: I thought that ass looked familiar.


  • Mr. Kendall: Well Clapton. I'm wet.


  • Gord: "Americans hate chickens. For example, KFC serves popcorn chicken to assure to their customers that the chicken was blown to bits [ . . . . ] Americans want chickens to die!"
    Gord: Americans hate chickens. For example, KFC serves popcorn chicken to assure to their customers that the chicken was blown to bits... Americans want chickens to die!


  • Riley Jones: You can't change the past without changing the present
    Riley Jones: You can't change the past without changing the present.


  • Clapton Davis: Good taste is not a democracy
    Clapton Davis: Good taste is not a democracy.


  • Principal Verge: I make 40Gs a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle!
    Principal Verge: I make 40 'G's' a year plus dental. You may not have a Skittle!


  • Principal Verge: Who taught you have to make a snuff porno?! Lady Gaga?


  • Principal Verge: Ten A.M. to Ten P.M.


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