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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

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Critic Consensus: A witless follow-up to the surprise 1999 hit, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is raunchy, politically incorrect, and not particularly funny.

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Women of the world beware -- the world's least likely male pleasure machine is back in business and breaching international boundaries in this sequel to the comedy hit Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Despite his lack of enthusiasm for his career as a lover-for-hire, Deuce (once again played by Rob Schneider) is back to work as a gigolo when his former manager T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin) is accused of murdering a number of male escorts in Amsterdam. Needing to raise money for his friend's legal defense, Deuce is once again showing off the tricks of the trade in the European theater, while also dealing with the less-than-genial European Union of gigolos, a British school for male prostitutes, and some truly puzzling female clients. ~ Mark Deming, Rovi

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Cast

Rob Schneider
as Deuce Bigalow
Eddie Griffin
as T.J. Hicks
Til Schweiger
as Heinz Hummer
Douglas Sills
as Chadsworth Buckingham III
Carlos Ponce
as Rodrigo
Charles Keating
as Gian-Carlo
Hanna Verboom
as Eva Voorsboch
Kostas Sommer
as Assapopulus Mariolis
Bastiaan Ragas
as Anchorman
Jeroen Krabbé
as Gaspar Voorsboch
Johnny Vaugn
as Skytriss
Alex Dimitriades
as Enzo Giarraputo
Dana Min Goodman
as Greta the Hunchback
Topper
as Lil' Kim
Hilton Myburgh
as Diego Verga
Alex Zane
as Dan van der Hoek
Rachel Stevens
as Louisa the Dirty Girl
Joop Kasteel
as Security Guard
Julia Wolov
as The Big-Eared Girl
Wimie Wilhelm
as Heavy-set Maid
SuChin Pak
as Newscaster
Wes Takahashi
as News Reporter
Bobbi Sue Luther
as Newscaster
Sylvana Simons
as Newscaster
Heather Campbell
as Newscaster
Willie Gault
as Black Man in Airport
Kelly Brook
as Beautiful Woman in Painting
Nicolette van Dam
as Spa Attendant
Mickey Hoogendijk
as Wealthy Woman in Car
Johnny de Mol
as Canadian College Kid
Matthew Segal
as Canadian College Kid
Katie Downes
as Sexy Window Washer
Joshua Rubin
as Production Assistant
Kenan Raven
as Man in Robe
Chantal Janzen
as Scandinavian Porn Star
Cees Geel
as Man Whore Union Doorman
Rachel Bachofner
as Topless Weather Lady
Monika Kuczowska
as Topless Weather Lady
Astrid Knoop
as Topless Weather Lady
Daan Schuurmans
as Belgian Gigolo
Edwin Adolfs
as Porn Midget
Pilar M. Schneider
as Woman in Airplane
Narsingh Balwantsingh
as Pakistani Man
Jean Challis
as Older European Blind Woman
Bobbi Aron
as Blind Woman in Net
Veronica Devenish
as Older Blind Woman
Andreas Wolmuth
as Dolphin Handler
Edwin Alofs
as Porn Midget
Skytriss
as Marlene Alsmere
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Critic Reviews for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

All Critics (99) | Top Critics (27)

It's an unimaginative, mean-spirited gross-out that forgot to bring the funny.

Full Review… | August 16, 2005
Village Voice
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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is the cinematic equivalent of a bunch of 13-year-old boys in a locker room, repeating dirty phrases they've just learned.

August 15, 2005
Ebert & Roeper
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At times, European Gigolo feels more like an international incident than a movie.

Full Review… | August 12, 2005
San Francisco Chronicle
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Along the way, you pray we've finally reached the nadir of gross-out movies; that it's all uphill from here.

August 12, 2005
Seattle Times
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Rob Schneider's shtick still amounts to little more than shameless self-deprecation. It's as though he'll do anything for a laugh -- except elevate the humor itself.

Full Review… | August 12, 2005
Miami Herald
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Least imaginative of all -- the TV-commercial director they hired to film it. Yeah, his name is Bigelow, Mike Bigelow. That must have been a real knee-slapper of a meeting.

August 12, 2005
Orlando Sentinel
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Audience Reviews for Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Full of senseless gags, pointless morals and poorly disgusting humor. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo's poor comedy attempts and overall terribleness signifies it being one of the worst, if not, the worst film of 2005. The film is pathetic in ways that will probably leave a bad taste in Europeans' mouths about Americans (as if they did have one already) 0.5/5

Eugene Bernabe
Eugene Bernabe

Super Reviewer

Sequel to the already awful Deuce Bigalow, this film steps up a notch makes the first film seem funny by comparison. This film was trash and I absolutely hated it. I felt that the film was terrible, and the fact that it got made is a miracle. The biggest problem with Rob Schneider comedies is that they're not funny, and the guy sucks at comedy. His comedic act wore out after Down Periscope, where he at least was funny. But afterwards he just played the same character over and over again; Schneider is one of those "comedians" that only have one joke in their back their entire career. In the end it's sad. This sequel is just as sad as Rob Schneider's "career". As far as sequels are concerned, this film really scraps the bottom of the barrel of ideas. The film doesn't do anything really interesting, and the film is laugh free comedy that is a pure waste of time, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo should never have been made, and the jokes fall flat, and there are definitely no memorable gags in this film. This is the type of comedy film the scraps the bottom of the barrel to try and create something humorous. Unfortunately everything this sequel to an already bad film. The jokes are so poorly developed and unimpressive, that this film simply isn't funny, and you realize how terrible Rob Schneider is as a "comedian". Yet another stupid film with no jokes. This is one comedy that has no laughs and the film doesn't even make you smirk. The only thing this film does is make you angry that you wasted your time on such a crap comedy.

Alex roy
Alex roy

Super Reviewer

½

This is not quite Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigalo, as most of the fun storyline happened in the first film, a couple of funny moments pop up, but not a great sequel.

Lady D'arbanville
Lady D'arbanville

Super Reviewer

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