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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Reviews

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Jackie K. Cooper
jackiekcooper.com
August 15, 2005
This "Deuce" sequel is twice as boring as the original
Full Review| Original Score: 2/10
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Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
August 15, 2005
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is the cinematic equivalent of a bunch of 13-year-old boys in a locker room, repeating dirty phrases they've just learned.
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat
August 15, 2005
At only 77 minutes, Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is about 76 minutes too long.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4
Wade Major
Boxoffice Magazine
August 14, 2005
Unfortunately, tacky and tasteless comedies are not often taken seriously, making it rare that they're accorded their just due for anything that they may do particularly well.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye
August 13, 2005
...mean-spirited and sophomoric sexual slapstick with all the trivial charm of a sloppy hickey on the neck...an extended dirty joke looking for perverse praise and attention
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Audrey Rock-Richardson
Tooele Transcript-Bulletin (Utah)
August 13, 2005
The most worthless piece of pointless filth on the modern movie screen.
Full Review| Original Score: F
David Bezanson
Filmcritic.com
August 13, 2005
when I walked out of the theater after seeing this film, I had the same feeling you get after vomiting -- queasy, shaky, empty
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Eric D. Snider
EricDSnider.com
August 13, 2005
It is the first work by a director named Mike Bigelow. I assume he got the job because of his name. One day he'll look back on this and weep bitter, salty tears.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
Dan Fienberg
Zap2it.com
August 13, 2005
When it comes to Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, your friendly neighborhood film critic is even less useful than the Maytag repairman.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Robin Clifford
Reeling Reviews
August 12, 2005
This turkey should be slow roasted and chucked out the window.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
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Peter Hartlaub
San Francisco Chronicle
August 12, 2005
At times, European Gigolo feels more like an international incident than a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Carla Meyer
Sacramento Bee
August 12, 2005
It casts such a wide net that the best way to avoid getting offended is not to go.
| Original Score: 1/4
Larry Ratliff
San Antonio Express-News
August 12, 2005
I miss the old days of bottom-feeder comedy, like back in 1999 when Rob Schneider first played a male prostitute dating a bevy of human freaks.
| Original Score: 2/4
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Tom Keogh
Seattle Times
August 12, 2005
Along the way, you pray we've finally reached the nadir of gross-out movies; that it's all uphill from here.
| Original Score: 1/4
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Peter Debruge
Miami Herald
August 12, 2005
Rob Schneider's shtick still amounts to little more than shameless self-deprecation. It's as though he'll do anything for a laugh -- except elevate the humor itself.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
David Frese
Kansas City Star
August 12, 2005
Good for Schneider that he was able to bilk a major Hollywood studio out of an estimated $20 million to make this reeking bucket of sewage. Bad for anyone who has the misfortune of seeing it.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
Louis B. Hobson
Jam! Movies
August 12, 2005
It's one thing for Schneider to ask us to laugh at him, but to laugh at deformities, even if they are absurd, is crass and vulgar.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
August 12, 2005
Least imaginative of all -- the TV-commercial director they hired to film it. Yeah, his name is Bigelow, Mike Bigelow. That must have been a real knee-slapper of a meeting.
| Original Score: 1/5
Fred Topel
About.com
August 12, 2005
It's so wrong at times, like the throat hole, but they milk it to the point of exploiting hiccups, so they're not relying on the easy jokes. They work for it.
Jeffrey Westhoff
Northwest Herald (Crystal Lake, IL)
August 12, 2005
[Producer] Adam Sandler is a generous friend to Rob Schneider but a sadist to the rest of us.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/4
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