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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo Reviews

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August 12, 2005
Least imaginative of all -- the TV-commercial director they hired to film it. Yeah, his name is Bigelow, Mike Bigelow. That must have been a real knee-slapper of a meeting.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
August 11, 2005
Aggressively bad, as if it wants to cause suffering to the audience.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4
August 14, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
August 10, 2005
Bodily fluids seize enough screentime to earn a supporting-actor credit.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
August 12, 2005
Plays like a second-rate Mad Magazine racing through a version of The Aristocrats as if its crap punchline was actually the prize.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
August 12, 2005
Movies this bad should never be made -- and if they are, they should never be released. Except perhaps as some sort of Clockwork Orange-style prison experiment.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 15, 2005
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo is the cinematic equivalent of a bunch of 13-year-old boys in a locker room, repeating dirty phrases they've just learned.
August 11, 2005
I'm no fan of Schneider, but, like scrapple or the toilet paper at cheap hotels, Schneider fans know what they're getting.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
August 13, 2005
It is the first work by a director named Mike Bigelow. I assume he got the job because of his name. One day he'll look back on this and weep bitter, salty tears.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
May 12, 2006
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
August 11, 2005
Schneider has proven repeatedly that nothing is going to kill his career, but if the case ever goes to trial, European Gigolo should put him away for life.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
August 12, 2005
There is absolutely no reason on God's green earth a second Deuce should ever exist.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4
April 15, 2009
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" scrapes the bottom of the barrel and licks all around the sides.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
August 10, 2005
You'll live a happier, fuller life without watching a cancer patient shoot wine through the hole in her neck.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
August 11, 2005
All he has left of her is a prosthetic leg, which he totes around devotedly. Yes, that's the kind of inane humor we're dealing with. But, amazingly, amidst the smutty silliness, there are some laughs.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
August 13, 2005
...mean-spirited and sophomoric sexual slapstick with all the trivial charm of a sloppy hickey on the neck...an extended dirty joke looking for perverse praise and attention
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
November 28, 2005
It's 82 minutes of rampant misogyny and homophobia, peppered with occasional fits of toilet humor even the most obnoxious ten-year-old would find unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
June 13, 2008
This is gross-out without the gags (other than the stomach-churning variety)
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
August 12, 2005
How many other movies can have Big Ear Girl called up in the closing credits?
August 12, 2005
[Producer] Adam Sandler is a generous friend to Rob Schneider but a sadist to the rest of us.
Full Review| Original Score: 1/4
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