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Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes

  • Greg Heffley: Let me get something straight. This is a journal, not a diary. When mom went to buy this thing, I clearly told her not to buy anything with the word diary on it.

  • Patty Farrell: Sing! Sing! SING!!!
    Patty Farrell: Sing! Sing! SING!

  • Rowley Jefferson: Zoo-Wee-Mama!

  • Rowley Jefferson: My mom said to just be myself, and everyone would like me.
    Greg Heffley: That would be good advice if you were somebody else.

  • Rodrick Heffley: hey little brother was youre day crappy as i said it was
    Rodrick Heffley: Hey little brother, was your first day as crappy as I said it would be?

  • Kindergarten Greg: Patty, Patty is fatty. Has a face just like a ratty.
    Kindergarten Patty: (sobs while everybody laughs)
    Kindergarten Patty: [sobs while everybody laughs]

  • Fregley: Wanna see my secret freckle?

  • Greg Heffley: This place is an intellectual wasteland. But, you know, it's nice to meet someone more interested in his mind then his body.
    Angie Steadman: It's completely barbaric. This place is an intellectual wasteland. But it's nice to meet a person more interested in his mind than his body.

  • Manny Heffley: Bubby!

  • Patty Farrell: This has got to be the worst fight ever!

  • Chirag Gupta: Good God, man. You almost got the Cheese Touch!

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