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  • Frank Heffley: I sware it was a lock on that door
    Frank Heffley: I sware it was a lock on that door.


  • Chirag Gupta: You may have dominated me physically, Greg Heffley, but mentally I am the more masculine!


  • Rodrick Heffley: Rodrick: Rule Number 1 Don't be good at something that you don't want to do.
    Rodrick Heffley: Don't be good at something you don't want to do.


  • Rowley Jefferson: Wow, she's prettier than my mom.


  • Rowley Jefferson: A note, do you want me to spell check it.
    Greg Heffley: Just pass it to Holly.


  • Greg Heffley: (Scared from movie)
    Greg Heffley: [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson: (Scared from movie )
    Rowley Jefferson: [scared from movie]
    Rowley Jefferson: I wish we watched Andy's Magic Cushion.


  • Greg Heffley: (to Rodrick) what are you doing here?
    Greg Heffley: [to Rodrick] what are you doing here?
    Rodrick Heffley: Mom said she'd pay me Mom Bucks to give you a ride home.


  • Frank Heffley: USE CLEAN RAGS!!!!!
    Frank Heffley: USE CLEAN RAGS!


  • Rodrick Heffley: this of the mom bucks is a gold mine muchacho better not ruined for me
    Rodrick Heffley: This mom-bucks thing is a goldmine, muchacho. Better not ruin it for me.


  • Frank Heffley: What was General Grant doing on the thermostat?!
    Rodrick Heffley: I, I have no idea...
    Frank Heffley: No idea. No idea?
    Greg Heffley: Nope.


  • Greg Heffley: Its not poop its chocolate
    Greg Heffley: It's not poop, its chocolate.
    Holly's Dad: Ahh!


  • Rodrick Heffley: Does he know about the D-O-R-E?


  • Frank Heffley: They're not toys.. they're FIGURINES!!
    Frank Heffley: They're not toys, they're figurines!


  • Rodrick Heffley: Whatever you thought.. I already thinked it!
    Rodrick Heffley: Whatever you thought, I already thinked it!


  • Rodrick Heffley: You'll always be my brother, but you'll never be my friend.


  • Greg Heffley: It's not poop, it's chocolate, see?
    Greg Heffley: It's not poop, it's chocolate. See?


  • Rowley Jefferson: wow she's prettier than my mom
    Rowley Jefferson: Wow, she's prettier than my mom.


  • Rodrick Heffley: Greg, you are so dead!


  • Rodrick Heffley: "No, thats not me."
    Frank Heffley: "Thats not you!?
    Rodrick Heffley: "No"


  • Rodrick Heffley: Don't say anything about the D-O-R-E
    Greg Heffley: The what ??


  • Greg Heffley: No. No! It's not what it looks like. It's just chocolate. *lick the chocolate of his pants* See?


  • Greg Heffley: You rule!!


  • Greg Heffley: I'm in the ladies...........?
    Greg Heffley: I'm in the ladies'...?


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