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  • John McClane: I had no idea Canada could be this much fun.


  • John McClane: Hey, fellas! Mickey O'Brien, Aqueduct Security. Hey listen, we got a report of a guy coming through here with eight reindeer.Yeah, it was a jolly ole fat guy with a snow white bear and a cute little red and white suit. I'm surprised you didn't see him.


  • Simon: Why was the phone busy? Who are you calling?
    John McClane: The psychic hotline!
    Simon: I advise you to take this more seriously.
    John McClane: Look, it's a public phone! What do you want me to say!?
    Simon: You can simply say there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off!


  • Simon: My only problem is that I went to some trouble preparing that game for McClane. You interfered with a well-laid plan.
    Zeus Carver: Yeah, well, you can stick your well-laid plan up your well-laid ass.


  • John McClane: You and Simon ruined a perfectly good hangover.


  • John McClane: Say hello to your brother. (Shoots down helicopter) Yippie-ki-yay motherfucker.
    John McClane: Say hello to your brother. [shoots down helicopter]


  • John McClane: You know, you're brother was an asshole.
    Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: (Laughs) He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.
    Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: [laughs] He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.


  • John McClane: What is it that wall street doesn't have?
    Zeus Carver: What?
    John McClane: Schools (while watching at The Federal Reserve Bank of New York)And what do they have a shit load of???
    John McClane: Schools [while watching at The Federal Reserve Bank of New York] And what do they have a shit load of?


  • Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: They bought it. Hook, line, and sinker.


  • John McClane: John McClane. NYPD.
    Gang Member: Are you all right?
    John McClane: Yes... laundry day.


  • Zeus Carver: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
    Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.


  • John McClane: Think we should call a firetruck?
    John McClane: Think we should call a fire truck?
    Zeus Carver: Fuck'em,, let'em cook.
    Zeus Carver: Aw, fuck 'em. Let 'em cook!


  • John McClane: Does this car have airbags?
    Zeus Carver: Your side does i don't know about mi-, MCCLAAAAANE.
    Zeus Carver: Your side does I don't know about mi-, MCCLAAAAANE.


  • Zeus Carver: Yeah, run motherfuckers, the exterminators are here.


  • Chief Cobb: Have you been drinking, McClane?
    John McClane: No, not since this morning.


  • John McClane: "Shut up, I know what I'm doing!"
    John McClane: I know what I'm doing!
    Zeus Carver: "Not even god knows what your doing!"
    Zeus Carver: Not even god knows what your doing!


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