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- Barry: In the words of John Lennon, 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'Tim: The only one.‐ Submitted by Typhon Q (3 years ago)
- Therman: BARRY. Tell us why your wife left you.Barry Speck: [mumbles]Therman: Louder, Barry.Barry Speck: I lost her clitoris.Susana: You lost her what?Barry Speck: I told her it was probably in her purse...Susana: No, Barry, do you know what a clitoris is?Barry Speck: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.‐ Submitted by Kyler C (4 years ago)
- Julie: You tell your friend Tim, he can, uhm, you tell him he can kiss my ass.Barry: Oh, don't have to we have a picture.‐ Submitted by Ben C (4 years ago)
- Henderson: I have a bunch of singles left from your sisters birthday party....is Cinnamon a family name?‐ Submitted by Zoran V (4 years ago)
- Darla: Wanna lick cheese off of my naked body?Barry: Oh, I'm sure Tim has plates.‐ Submitted by Geraldo R (4 years ago)
- Barry: As a wise man once said 'You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not'.Tim: 'The only one.'Barry: What?Tim: Well that's the lyric 'You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one'Barry: [sarcastically] Okay Tim, whatever you say!‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)
- Barry: As a wise man once said 'You may say I'm a dreamer'.Tim: 'But I'm not the only one'Barry: The only what?Tim: 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one'.Barry: Whatever you say Tim.
- Tim: [head stuck it a closing elevator door] I feel like I'm in 'The Shining'!
- Barry: When the wind blows, you gotta go with the hose.
- Marco the Blind Swordsman: I love to paint.Davenport: Oh wow, are you any good?Marco the Blind Swordsman: I don't know.‐ Submitted by Candice F (5 years ago)
- Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)
- Barry: [Whilst holding a picture of Nelson Mandela] He's friends with Morgan Freeman!‐ Submitted by rob g (5 years ago)