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  • Barry: In the words of John Lennon, "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."
    Barry: In the words of John Lennon, 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'
    Tim: ...the only one.
    Tim: The only one.


  • Therman: BARRY. Tell us why your wife left you.
    Barry Speck: (mumbles)
    Barry Speck: [mumbles]
    Therman: Louder, Barry.
    Barry Speck: I lost her clitoris
    Barry Speck: I lost her clitoris.
    Susana: You lost her what?
    Barry Speck: I told her it was probably in her purse...........
    Barry Speck: I told her it was probably in her purse...
    Susana: No, Barry, do you know what a clitoris is?
    Barry Speck: I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.


  • Julie: You tell your friend Tim, he can, uhm, you tell him he can kiss my ass.
    Barry: Oh, don't have to we have a picture.


  • Henderson: I have a bunch of singles left from your sisters birthday party....is Cinnamon a family name?


  • Darla: Wanna lick cheese off of my naked body?
    Barry: Oh, I'm sure Tim has plates.


  • Barry: As a wise man once said "You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not"
    Barry: As a wise man once said 'You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not'.
    Tim: "The only one"
    Tim: 'The only one.'
    Barry: What?
    Tim: Well that's the lyric "You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one"
    Tim: Well that's the lyric 'You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one'
    Barry: [Sarcastically] OK Tim, whatever you say!
    Barry: [sarcastically] Okay Tim, whatever you say!


  • Barry: As a wise man once said "You may say I'm a dreamer".
    Barry: As a wise man once said 'You may say I'm a dreamer'.
    Tim: "But I'm not the only one"
    Tim: 'But I'm not the only one'
    Barry: The only what?
    Tim: "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one".
    Tim: 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one'.
    Barry: Whatever you say Tim.


  • Tim: (head stuck it a closing elevator door) I feel like I'm in 'The Shining'!
    Tim: [head stuck it a closing elevator door] I feel like I'm in 'The Shining'!


  • Barry: When the wind blows, you gotta go with the hose.


  • Marco the Blind Swordsman: I love to paint.
    Davenport: Oh wow, are you any good?
    Marco the Blind Swordsman: I don't know.


  • Therman: I want you to say, "You can eat my pudding."


  • Barry: [Whilst holding a picture of Nelson Mandela] He's friends with Morgan Freeman!


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