Lenore: Rip my bra off like your ripping open your Social Security Check!


Jason Kelly: I dropped my phone.
Dick Kelly: I think it fell into the car's vagina.


Lenore: Woops, I guess they just slipped off.


Dick Kelly: She's not right for you, if you get married to her you'll be sleep walking the rest of your life.


Dick Kelly: She told me on her deathbed: get back out there again.