Dirty Grandpa Quotes
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Lenore: Rip my bra off like your ripping open your Social Security Check!
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Jason Kelly: I dropped my phone.Dick Kelly: I think it fell into the car's vagina.
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Lenore: Woops, I guess they just slipped off.
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Dick Kelly: She's not right for you, if you get married to her you'll be sleep walking the rest of your life.
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Dick Kelly: She told me on her deathbed: get back out there again.