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  • Freddy Benson: Go stand over there.
    Janet Colgate: Here?
    Freddy Benson: No, over by the bed. I want to see how far I can go.


  • Freddy Benson: I know somebody here! I met him on a train! His name... is... his name is... James. No. His name is... James Josephson. Lor. No, no, no. James Lawrence. LAWRENCE... Lawrence. Lawrence Fells. Lawrence Feings. Forest Lorenston. Low. Lars. LARS. Lawrence. Lawrence. Luch. Lawrence. Tuh. His name is James Jesenthon. Lawrence Fell. Lawrence Jesterton. LAWRENCE


  • Freddy Benson: I've got culture coming out of my ass.


  • Lawrence Jamieson: Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.


  • Lawrence Jamieson: Freddy, as a younger man, I was a sculptor, a painter, and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I finally came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations, Freddy. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style were commodities that people desired. Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron.


  • Lawrence Jamieson: Ruprecht, do you want the genital cuff?


  • Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?


  • Freddy Benson: [in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!


  • Freddy Benson: I didn't steal any money! She just saw me with another woman! You're French, you understand that!
    Inspector Andre: To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.


  • Janet Colgate: Fellas, last year I made 3 million dollars, but your 50 thousand was the most fun. Are you ready? Then let's go get 'em.


  • Freddy Benson: "May I go to the bathroom?"
    Freddy Benson: May I go to the bathroom?
    Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
    Lawrence Jamieson: "Of course."
    Lawrence Jamieson: Of course.
    Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
    Freddy Benson: "Thank you."
    Freddy Benson: Thank you.
    Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you.


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