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District 9 Quotes

  • Koobus Venter: Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck off! No, fuck off, man!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Hey, you! Don't urinate on your fucking clothing!


  • Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Three years. I promise.


  • Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] Keep the fuck away from my child!


  • Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man, FUCK!


  • Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] You said you had a way out!
    Wikus van der Merwe: I never said anything about a way out! I promised you a way in!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: I SAID I'D PULL!
    Wikus van der Merwe: I said I would pull it.


  • Christopher Johnson: We can't go home. Not anymore.


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Get your Fokkin' tentacle out of my face!
    Wikus van der Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face!


  • Christopher Johnson: (Subtitled) FUCK!!
    Christopher Johnson: [subtitled] FUCK!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: I did not have sexual relations with a fokken prawn!!
    Wikus van der Merwe: I did not have sexual relations with a fokken prawn!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking prawns!


  • Koobus Venter: Listen to me, you fuck! Get that fucking camera out of my face!
    Wikus van der Merwe: Fucking doos.


  • Christopher Johnson: It took 20 years to collect that amount.
    Christopher Johnson: It took twenty years to collect that amount.
    Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man! Fuck! Fuck!
    Wikus van der Merwe: Fuck, man! Fuck!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: I think I crapped my pants.


  • Christopher Johnson: I thought you said not to kill them?
    Wikus van der Merwe: He shot at me!


  • Wikus van der Merwe: Okay, let's cut some cake!


  • Fundiswa Mhlanga: He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.
    Fundiswa Mhlanga: [about Wikus Van de Merwe] He was an honest man, and he didn't deserve any of what happened to him.


  • Dirk Michaels: Three years. I promise.


  • Wikus van der Merwe: This is basically a guy, and there's 3 humans here, basically trying to make a warning, you know, saying "I kill 3 humans, watch out for me."


  • Wikus van der Merwe: We need your signature on this eviction notice.


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