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  • Dorian Newberry: (after hitting the cop over the head and knocking him out) - That's a big rat!
    Dorian Newberry: (after hitting the cop over the head and knocking him out) That's a big rat!

  • Rachel Wagner: (about going to Bishop Flats) - Maybe this isn't a good idea.
    Rachel Wagner: (about going to Bishop Flats) Maybe this isn't a good idea.
    Steve Clark: Think of it as our first date.

  • Gavin Strick: Rae, Gavin Strick here. Live and unplugged. Guess if you found this, then you know. Am I hanging with Trent and Robby...and the rest of the Robots? God, I hope not. I hit the vents tonight when I split up with Stevie Boy. He doesn't believe. I went back to school...and I overheard Caldicott talking to some wonk. Mentioned "Bishop Flats Eleven." Caldicott called them his children. Then he freaked out on the guy and kicked him out of his office. So, I figure something's up with that. Keep an eye on U.V. For me, though I doubt they'll want him. I doubt they're interested in the pigmentally challenged. That's not their style. I have to go get paranoid. This is Gavin Strick...reporting live from The Reconstruction.
    Gavin Strick: Rae, Gavin Strick here. Live and unplugged. Guess if you found this, then you know. Am I hanging with Trent and Robby, and the rest of the Robots? God, I hope not. I hit the vents tonight when I split up with Stevie Boy. He doesn't believe. I went back to school, and I overheard Caldicott talking to some wonk. Mentioned 'Bishop Flats Eleven.' Caldicott called them his children. Then he freaked out on the guy and kicked him out of his office. So, I figure something's up with that. Keep an eye on U.V. For me, though I doubt they'll want him. I doubt they're interested in the pigmentally challenged. That's not their style. I have to go get paranoid. This is Gavin Strick, reporting live from The Reconstruction.

  • Gavin Strick: (now a programmed Blue Ribbon) - Hello, class...Welcome.
    Gavin Strick: (now a programmed Blue Ribbon) Hello, class. Welcome.

  • Gavin Strick: What happened to you? Did you eat too much flank steak?

  • Rachel Wagner: It has to be steroids. All those jocks are into it. Kelly Connor saw Andy Effkin bite the head off a kitten in a fit of rage.

  • Gavin Strick: You know the problem with America...is mankind's abject unwillingness...to contribute to the delinquency of minors.
    Gavin Strick: You know the problem with America is mankind's abject unwillingness, to contribute to the delinquency of minors.

  • Gavin Strick: What do you say we cruise town, chase a case...hit the bluff and drink some beer? Consecrate Stevie Boy's arrival to this new and pathetic tank town.
    Gavin Strick: What do you say we cruise town, chase a case hit the bluff and drink some beer? Consecrate Stevie Boy's arrival to this new and pathetic tank town.

  • Gavin Strick: Like that?
    Steve Clark: What is it?
    Gavin Strick: It's bona fide jitterbug. It's my buddy, Rachel. Cook's Ridge trash...She's a great chick, but she's Cook's Ridge trash.
    Gavin Strick: It's bona fide jitterbug. It's my buddy, Rachel. Cook's Ridge trash. She's a great chick, but she's Cook's Ridge trash.

  • Gavin Strick: Here's where it gets really nasty. Lorna runs with that group there, the Blue Ribbons.
    Steve Clark: What's that?
    Gavin Strick: It's a community group of good kids. Have bake sales, car washes. Kiss a lot of adult sphincter.
    U.V.: Blue Robots.
    Gavin Strick: Here, here. Those three guys: Cradle Bay's answer to Manson, McVeigh and O.J. Trent Whalen, Andy Effkin, Robby Stewart.
    U.V.: I bet you didn't know that toast came in three flavors.
    Gavin Strick: This group's music of choice: The hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition. Drug of choice: Life, the pursuit of clean living...at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns.
    Gavin Strick: This group's music of choice: The hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition. Drug of choice: Life, the pursuit of clean living at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns.
    U.V.: Freaks, so chic.
    Gavin Strick: Then you got kids like me and U.V. Lames who like our metal heavy, our Marlboros light. Music of choice: Harvester of Sorrow, Language of the Mad. Drug of choice: What do you got?
    U.V.: Freaks all week.
    Gavin Strick: That's it. Lesson over. Class dismembered. Welcome to Cradle Bay High, Stevie Boy...Welcome to my nightmare.
    Gavin Strick: That's it. Lesson over. Class dismembered. Welcome to Cradle Bay High, Stevie Boy. Welcome to my nightmare.

  • Gavin Strick: It's a class system here at C.B. High, Stevie Boy. Check it out. There you got your motorheads, car jocks. All the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Luckys. Music of choice: Posi-traction overdrive, classic rock...Skynyrd, The Allmans, Bruce. Drug of choice: Beer, Miller Genuine Draft. Keggers can't be choosers.
    Gavin Strick: It's a class system here at C.B. High, Stevie Boy. Check it out. There you got your motorheads, car jocks. All the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Luckys. Music of choice: Posi-traction overdrive, classic rock. Skynyrd, The Allmans, Bruce. Drug of choice: Beer, Miller Genuine Draft. Keggers can't be choosers.
    U.V.: Freaks who fix leaks.
    Gavin Strick: Over here you have your microgeeks...nerds, whiz kids and various other bottom feeders. Music of choice: The sound of an Apple PC booting up. Drug of choice: Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time"...and a cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night.
    Gavin Strick: Over here you have your microgeeks, nerds, whiz kids and various other bottom feeders. Music of choice: The sound of an Apple PC booting up. Drug of choice: Stephen Hawking's 'A Brief History of Time' and a cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night.
    U.V.: Freaks that go squeak.
    Gavin Strick: Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', raging kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds...with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods. Music of choice: The whack of a hacky sack. Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab. Baby, longer lovin' through science.
    Gavin Strick: Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', raging kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods. Music of choice: The whack of a hacky sack. Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab. Baby, longer lovin' through science.
    U.V.: Freaks in sneaks.

  • Gavin Strick: We smoked a fatty during gym. (Looks at U.V.) - Check him out. He looks almost tan.
    Gavin Strick: We smoked a fatty during gym. (Looks at U.V.) Check him out. He looks almost tan.

  • Rachel Wagner: Listen, the last ferry leaves at eleven thirty. Just tell me you have a razor plan?
    Steve Clark: I am making this sh*t up as I go.

  • Dr. Caldicott: Every time one of these kids gets a hard-on they go out beat somebody with it!

  • Dorian Newberry: You like Kurt Vonnegut?
    Steve Clark: I don't get it.
    Dorian Newberry: Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're "really" stupid.
    Dorian Newberry: Haven't you ever wanted to just disappear, lunch boy? Poof, you're gone? You'd be surprised how interesting people become when they think you're 'really' stupid.

  • Dorian Newberry: This town sucks for heroes.

  • Dr. Caldicott: Science is God.

  • Andy: (snaps Mary Joe's neck) - Slut.
    Andy: (snaps Mary Joe's neck) Slut.

  • Gavin Strick: (sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police) - Andy Effkin...toasts with the most.
    Gavin Strick: (sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police) Andy Effkin, toasts with the most.

  • Gavin Strick: The Yogurt Shop, Yogurt Shoppe, what the f**k's a Shoppe?

  • Gavin Strick: (blue ribbons circle around Steve) - Ice, Ice Baby.
    Gavin Strick: (blue ribbons circle around Steve) Ice, Ice Baby.

  • Steve Clark: (after seeing Chug in a fight) - What was that about?
    Steve Clark: (after seeing Chug in a fight) What was that about?
    Rachel Wagner: Toxic jock syndrome.

  • Steve Clark: (after seeing Chug in a fight) - What was that about?
    Steve Clark: (after seeing Chug in a fight) What was that about?

  • Gavin Strick: Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash.
    Rachel Wagner: (disgusted) - Bite me.
    Rachel Wagner: (disgusted) Bite me.

  • Dorian Newberry: Evening Officer!
    Officer Cox: What are you doing?
    Dorian Newberry: Oh, I'm getting rid of rats!

  • Steve Clark: Don't do this! Maybe they can be helped!
    Dorian Newberry: No they can't. And neither can I. (shows the gunshot wound to his stomach)

  • U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!

  • Steve Clark: Be the ball.

  • Dorian Newberry: Do good things, lunch boy.

  • U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors.

  • U.V.: (U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons) - Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?
    U.V.: (U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons) Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?
    Steve Clark: How the f**k should I know?
    U.V.: All right. You're cool man.

  • Steve Clark: I had no idea the evil was this pervasive?

  • Rachel Wagner: Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.
    Steve Clark: A sinister force?
    Rachel Wagner: You know - evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.
    Rachel Wagner: You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.

  • Rachel Wagner: Who put the acid in my Spam?

  • Allen Clark: Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.

  • Rachel Wagner: Sounds razor.

  • Gavin Strick: Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?

  • Gavin Strick: Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.

  • Dorian Newberry: (before driving off a cliff) - Hey, teacher...leave them kids alone!!
    Dorian Newberry: (before driving off a cliff) Hey, teacher leave them kids alone!

  • Gavin Strick: Appropriate sparks are flying...somebody cue the power ballad.
    Gavin Strick: Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.

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