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  • Shep Walker: You live with someone long enough, you can see what they're tryin' to hide by the way they try to hide it.


  • Necie: I wish you could've known your momma back then, you've would loved her.
    Sidda Lee Walker: Necie, me not lovin' momma was never the problem.
    Caro: Her not lovin' you was never the problem either.


  • Shep Walker: I think it can best be said... The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
    Sidda Lee Walker: Well, what about the road back? What's the paved with?
    Shep Walker: Humility.


  • Caro: What I'd give to know then I know now. And to still have those thighs!
    Necie: I'm sure they're still buried in there somewhere.


  • Vivi Abbott Walker: Yes?
    Connor McGill: I don't know if you really ruined Sidda's life or not, but I do know right now that's you're ruinin' mine! And your phone etiquette SUCKS!
    Connor McGill: I don't know if you really ruined Sidda's life or not, but I do know right now that's you're ruinin' mine! And your phone etiquette sucks!
    Connor McGill: (hangs up)
    Vivi Abbott Walker: He hung up on me!
    Vivi Abbott Walker: (aghast) He hung up on me!


  • Sidda Lee Walker: I don't care if she was abducted by leprechauns and whacked over the head with their shillelagh sticks!


  • Teensy: I can tell if that's a scar or a wrinkle.
    Caro: Yeah, that's a wrinkle, pal. There's some scars behind your ears enough.
    Teensy: Shut up, Caro.


  • Vivi Abbott Walker: I take a problem and chew on it 'til all the flavors gone, and then stick it in my hair.


  • Sidda Lee Walker: Daddy, did you get loved enough?
    Shep Walker: What's enough? My question is, did you?


  • Caro: Why doesn't somebody go to the bathroom? It always makes the food come.


  • Teensy: (to Sidda) Honey, I think the reason that she stayed distant was because she never trusted herself again. She didn't think that she deserved you.
    Teensy: Honey, I think the reason that she stayed distant was because she never trusted herself again. She didn't think that she deserved you.


  • Caro: (about Vivi's breakdown) She didn't leave you, Sidda.
    Caro: She didn't leave you, Sidda.
    Sidda Lee Walker: Yeah, well, she was sure as hell gone.
    Caro: She sure as hell was.


  • Vivi Abbott Walker: I tried to be the best momma if I could.
    Connor McGill: How did that go?
    Vivi Abbott Walker: Not so hot.


  • Caro: Get comfortable, baby. I've got a full of tank.


  • Caro: The only disease that can survive in our bloodstreams is alcoholism.


  • Sidda Lee Walker: I should'a quit when I was behind.


  • Caro: Listen, kids, we gotta slow down or I'm gonna pop a lung.


  • Vivi Abbott Walker: (about her birthday) Now, I don't want any candles on my cake. It'll look like the burnin' of Atlanta!
    Vivi Abbott Walker: Now, I don't want any candles on my cake. It'll look like the burnin' of Atlanta!


  • Little Vivi Abbott: Isn't this the most magnificent thing?
    Willetta: I suppose that's what I'd be thinkin' if I was you. Come on.
    Willetta: (wraps a towel around Vivi. The girls run down the hall)
    Willetta: Lord, I've done died and gone to hell.


  • Teensy: We'll leave you alone.
    Caro: But we'll be listenin' from the kitchen, so talk loud!


  • Sidda Lee Walker: (about Vivi) I am sick of fightin'! And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holler than thou, nothin' is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fixes me a drink and hands me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thing!
    Sidda Lee Walker: I am sick of fightin'! And, I am sick to death of this whole center of the universe, holler than thou, nothin' is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fixes me a drink and hands me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thing!
    Caro: Well, she's got her pagged, all right.


  • Younger Vivi Abbott Walker: Don't look at me with that tone of voice.


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