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Division III: Football's Finest Quotes

  • Rick Vice: If y'all don't get a winning record their goin to pull the plug on your football like y'all been pullin the plug for the last couple of years


  • Rick Vice: I AM A PRODUCT OF PAIN AND SUFFRIN'. And i am more than happy to pass it on to you


  • Rick Vice: Get Some remember what that stands for. Go..uh..Give..Every..Time...Support..Our..should be support our troops..Meet like a track meet not the kind of meat you all been sucking on.. Immediately
    Rick Vice: Get Some remember what that stands for. Go..uh..Give..Every..Time...Support..Our..should be support our troops..Meet like a track meet not the kind of meat you all been sucking on.. Immediately.


  • Rick Vice: You can't just be a penis with an arm. You have to be quick on your feet. Look at me i got a gimpy leg and i'm moving faster than you ran. Like a hive of Mexicans swarming around a work truck in the front of a Home Depot. You want dry wall you want me to paint.
    Rick Vice: You can't just be a penis with an arm. You have to be quick on your feet. Look at me I got a gimpy leg and I'm moving faster than you ran. Like a hive of Mexicans swarming around a work truck in the front of a Home Depot. You want dry wall you want me to paint.


  • Rick Vice: These are rubber bullets for crowd control. (shoots bird) Very hard rubber bullets but listen these boys aren't made out of crows
    Rick Vice: These are rubber bullets for crowd control. [shoots bird] Very hard rubber bullets but listen these boys aren't made out of crows.


  • Rick Vice: I get it you want me to censorship myself. Alright you little maggots, if you don't pick up the fucking beep pace, i'm gonna rip off your little peckers and shove them up your mother's hot pockets you little fuck fucks beeeep fuck
    Rick Vice: I get it you want me to censorship myself. Alright you little maggots, if you don't pick up the fucking beep pace, i'm gonna rip off your little peckers and shove them up your mother's hot pockets you little fuck fucks beeeep fuck.


  • Rick Vice: 20 laps. Make it 30, that's a dirty 30
    Rick Vice: 20 laps. Make it 30, that's a dirty 30.


  • Rick Vice: This quarter ton of fun next to me is your new line coach, he also happens to be your nutritionist which i know is ironical.


  • Rick Vice: Pick up the pace what is this some kind of AIDS walk-a-thon.


  • Rick Vice: You a lollygaggin muthafucker!!!!
    Rick Vice: You a lollygaggin muthafucker!


  • Rick Vice: Its my weiner, and i'll wash it as fast as I want to
    Rick Vice: Its my wiener, and I'll wash it as fast as I want to.


  • Rick Vice: You bent my shades, BITCH!!!
    Rick Vice: You bent my shades, BITCH!


  • Rick Vice: Old Helen Yellar!


  • Rick Vice: "Get Some!"
    Rick Vice: Get Some!


  • Rick Vice: You throw up on my field, my freshly... painted... plastic field. Fuck you!


  • Rick Vice: There out here praising him like he's some sort of Jiggaboo Jesus.


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