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Django Unchained Quotes

  • Django: D'Artagnan, mortherfuckers!


  • Django: I like the way you die boy.


  • Calvin Candie: Sold! To the man with the exceptional beard and his unexceptional nigga!


  • Calvin Candie: One more moment, doctor!


  • Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty hunting business?
    Django: Kill white people and get paid for it? What's not to like?


  • Dr. King Schultz: Hello, you poor devils!


  • Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty hunting business?
    Django: Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?


  • Stephen: What he say your name is? Shoots?
    Dr. King Schultz: Schultz.


  • Django: She ain't no house slave, she can't work. She's beautiful. They might make her a comfort girl.
    Dr. King Schultz: what's a comfort--? Oh....
    Django: Not while I have my freedom. Not while I have my gun.


  • Calvin Candie: Where is my beautiful sister?!
    Calvin Candie: Where is my beautiful sister?


  • Calvin Candie: Stephen, you have nails for breakfast? Whats the matter? Why you so ornery? You miss me?
    Stephen: Oh yes sir, I... I missed you. Like a, like a hog miss slop. Like a...a baby miss mammy's titty. I miss you like I misses a rock in my shoe.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Stop playing Beethoven
    Dr. King Schultz: Stop playing Beethoven.


  • Dr. King Schultz: You sure that's him?
    Django: Yeah
    Dr. King Schultz: Positive?
    Django: I don't know
    Dr. King Schultz: You don't know if your're positive?
    Django: I don't know what positive mean
    Dr. King Schultz: It means you're sure
    Django: Yes
    Dr. King Schultz: Yes what?
    Django: Yes, I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle
    Django: *gunshot*
    Django: I'm positive he dead
    Django: I'm positive he dead.


  • Calvin Candie: Broomhilda is my property. And I can choose to do with my property, whatever I so desire.


  • Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.


  • Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, You Have My Curiosity. But You Have My Attention.
    Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.


  • Django: Django. The D Is Silent.


  • Django: You got yourself a deal mate !
    Django: You got yourself a deal mate!


  • d'Artagnan: I can't fight no more, Monsieur Candie.


  • Django: Now, all you black folks, I suggest you get away from all these white folks! Not you, Stephen. You're right where you belong.


  • Billy Crash: D-jango! You black son of a bitch!
    Django: The D is silent, hillbilly.


  • Calvin Candie: Hey! You lay your palms flat on that tabletop! If you lift those palms off of that turtleshell tabletop, Mr. Pooch is gonna let loose through both ends of that sawed-off!
    Calvin Candie: There have been a lot of lies said around this dinner table here tonight, but that you can believe!


  • Dicky Speck: You go to hell, dentist!


  • Big Daddy: And I'm gonna personally strip and clip that garboon myself.


  • Dr. King Schultz: I can see all the passions you inspire are completely justified.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan. And I was wondering what Dumas would make of all this.


  • Dr. King Schultz: I don't go in for sweets, thank you.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas is black.
    Dr. King Schultz: Alexandre Dumas is black.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Everybody calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.


  • Dr. King Schultz: My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain...
    Dr. King Schultz: My dear sir, I am simply trying to ascertain.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Our mutual friend has a flair for the dramatic.


  • Django: I like the way you die, boy.


  • Calvin Candie: Everybody stop antagonizing my guest.


  • Calvin Candie: Where is my beautiful sister?


  • Dr. King Schultz: You silver tongued devil, you.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Sorry, I couldn't resist.


  • Django: Let's get out of here.


  • Big Daddy: Damn. I can't see fucking shit out of this thing.


  • Sheriff Bill Sharp: : Now, why do ya'll wanna come into my town and start trouble? And scare all of these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass-!
    Sheriff Bill Sharp: : Now, why do ya'll wanna come into my town and start trouble? And scare all of these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass!
    Sheriff Bill Sharp: Now, why do ya'll wanna come into my town and start trouble? And scare all of these nice people? You ain't got nothing better to do than to come into Bill Sharp's town and show your ass!


  • Calvin Candie: Gentleman, you had my curiosity, now you have my attention.


  • Calvin Candie: So, Moby tells me you looked over my african flesh and you were none too impressed, huh?
    Calvin Candie: So, Moby tells me you looked over my African flesh and you were none too impressed, huh?


  • Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.


  • Calvin Candie: I've heard tell about you. I heard you been telling everybody them mandingos ain't no damn good, ain't nothing nobody is selling is worth buying - I'm curious. What makes you such a mandingo expert?


  • Dr. King Schultz: Good, cold evening gentlemen.


  • Django: You gonna have to keep up, ya know?
    Broomhilda: You won't wait for me.
    Django: Better not.
    Broomhilda: You won't.


  • Dr. King Schultz: I do. I'm Dr. King Schultz, and this is my horse, Fritz.


  • Dicky Speck: Who's that stumbling around in the dark? State your business, or prepare to get winged!
    Dr. King Schultz: Calm yourselves gentlemen, I mean you no harm. I'm simply a fellow weary traveler.


  • Django: Cora, say goodbye to Miss Laura
    Cora: Goodbye, Miss Laura..
    Cora: Goodbye, Miss Laura.
    Django: Goodbye, Miss Laura!!
    Django: Goodbye, Miss Laura!


  • Django: D'Artagnan motherfuckers!


  • Dr. King Schultz: You silver-tongued devil, you
    Dr. King Schultz: You silver-tongued devil, you.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say "Auf wiedersehen." But since what "auf wiedersehen" actually means is "'till I see you again", and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say, goodbye.
    Dr. King Schultz: Normally, Monsieur Candie, I would say "Auf Wiedersehen." But since what "Auf Wiedersehen" actually means is "'until I see you again" and since I never wish to see you again, to you sir, I say goodbye.


  • Calvin Candie: You sir are a sore loser.
    Dr. King Schultz: And you are an abysmal winner


  • Betina: So you're really free?
    Django: Yes.
    Betina: You mean, you wanna dress like that ?


  • Calvin Candie: Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?


  • Dr. King Schultz: What's your name?
    Django: Django.
    Dr. King Schultz: Then you're the one I'm looking for.


  • Stephen: Django you son-of-a-bitch! (house explodes)
    Stephen: Django you son-of-a-bitch!


  • Django: Django. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D's silent.


  • Stephen: I count 6 bullets nigger!
    Django: I count two guns nigger!


  • Betina: Is that who you was lookin' for?
    Django: Yep.


  • Calvin Candie: Southern hospitality dictates that I make her available to him.
    Calvin Candie: Southern hospitality dictates I make her available to him.


  • Dr. King Schultz: [in disbelief] Let me get this straight: Your slave wife speaks German and her name is Broomhilda von Shaft?
    Django: Yep.


  • Calvin Candie: I'm curious, what makes you such a mandingo expert?
    Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious
    Django: I'm curious what makes you so curious.


  • Dr. King Schultz: [after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist
    Dr. King Schultz: [after shooting Calvin] Sorry, I couldn't resist.


  • Calvin Candie: You sir are a sore loser
    Calvin Candie: You sir are a sore loser.
    Dr. King Schultz: And you are an abysmal winner
    Dr. King Schultz: And you are an abysmal winner.


  • Dr. King Schultz: So, i wish to parley with you
    Dr. King Schultz: So I wish to parley with you.
    Ace Speck: Speak English!


  • Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas. He wrote "The Three Musketeers." I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?
    Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas. He wrote 'The Three Musketeers.' I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexander Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it?
    Calvin Candie: You doubt he'd approve?
    Dr. King Schultz: Yes. His approval would be a dubious proposition at best.
    Calvin Candie: Soft hearted Frenchie?
    Dr. King Schultz: Alexander Dumas is black.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Positive?
    Django: I don't Know.
    Dr. King Schultz: You don't know if you're positive?
    Django: I don't know what positive mean.
    Dr. King Schultz: It means you're sure.
    Django: Yes
    Django: Yes.
    Dr. King Schultz: Yes, what?
    Django: Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle...I'm positive he dead
    Django: Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.


  • Dr. King Schultz: We should wait inside
    Dr. King Schultz: We should wait inside.
    Django: Can't we just leave?
    Dr. King Schultz: After you
    Dr. King Schultz: After you.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Positive?
    Django: I dunno.
    Dr. King Schultz: You don't know if you're positive?
    Django: I don't know what positive means.
    Dr. King Schultz: It means you're sure.
    Django: Yes.
    Dr. King Schultz: Yes, what?
    Django: Yes I'm sure it is Ellis Brittle... I'm positive he dead.


  • Calvin Candie: Bright day uh, Bright Boy?


  • Big John Brittle: I like the way you beg, boy.


  • Big Daddy: Django isn't a slave. Django is a free man. You understand? You can't treat him like any of these other niggers around here, cause he ain't like any of these other niggers around here. Ya got it?
    Betina: You wan' I should treat him like white folks?
    Big Daddy: No. That's not what I said.
    Betina: Then I don't know what'cha want, Big Daddy.
    Big Daddy: Yes… I can see that.


  • Dr. King Schultz: My name is Dr. King Schultz, and like yourself, Marshall, I am a servant of the court. The man lying dead in the dirt, who the good people of Daughtrey saw fit to elect as their sheriff, who went by the name of Bill Sharp, is actually a wanted outlaw by the name of Willard Peck, with a price on his head of 200 dollars. Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive.
    Marshall Gill Tatum: The hell you say!
    Dr. King Schultz: I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news. But I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last 2 years. I know this because 3 years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words Marshall, you owe me 200 dollars.
    Django: I'll be damned.


  • Django: I'll be damned.


  • Broomhilda: They call me Hildi.


  • Billy Crash: So you a bounty hunter huh, a black boy getting paid to kill white man. How'd you like that line of work?


  • Dr. King Schultz: Now you can get the Marshall...


  • Dr. King Schultz: Inn keeper! Remember, get the sheriff, not the Marshall.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Good morning inn keeper! Two beers for two weary travellers.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Now as to you poor devils…So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves… take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.
    Dr. King Schultz: Now as to you poor devils? So as I see it, when it comes to the subject of what to do next, you gentlemen have two choices. One: once I'm gone, you could lift that beast off the remaining Speck, then carry him to the nearest town. Which would be at least 37 miles back the way you came. Or Two: You could unshackle yourselves? take that rifle, put a bullet in his head, bury the two of them deep, and then make your way to a more enlightened area of this country. The choice is yours. Oh, and on the off chance there are any astronomy aficionados amongst you, the North Star is that one. Tata.


  • Ace Speck: State your business, or prepare to get winged!
    Dicky Speck: State your business, or prepare to get winged!


  • Betina: So you're really free?
    Django: Yes.
    Betina: You mean, you wanna dress like that ?


  • LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee: Shut up black!


  • Dr. King Schultz: I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.


  • LeQuint Dickey Mining Co. Employee: Oh I'mma go walkin in the moonlight wit you...
    Billy Crash: Oh, I'ma go walkin' in the moonlight with you!
    Django: U wanna hold my hand?
    Django: You wanna hold my hand?


  • Dr. King Schultz: Good cold evening gentlemen
    Dr. King Schultz: Good cold evening gentlemen.


  • Calvin Candie: Oh we weren't talking business yet, we were discussing my curiosity.


  • Dr. King Schultz: I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction
    Dr. King Schultz: I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.


  • Django: Hey Lil trouble maker.
    Dr. King Schultz: You silver tongued Devil you.


  • Stephen: He stayin' in the big house!?


  • Dr. King Schultz: It's a German story. There's always a mountain.


  • Django: you said to get dirty, im getting dirty.
    Django: You said to get dirty, I'm getting dirty.


  • Ace Speck: [Cocks rifle] Last chance, fancy pants...


  • Big Daddy: Did I say we ain't wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? That's all that matters!


  • Dr. King Schultz: Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.


  • Dr. King Schultz: [To Dlango and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.
    Dr. King Schultz: [to Dlango and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.
    Calvin Candie: [to Django and Dr. King Schultz] Come on over. We got us a fight going on that's a good bit of fun.


  • Stephen: you can;t destroy Candyland you son of a (boom)
    Stephen: You can't destroy Candyland you son of a.. [explosion]


  • Dr. King Schultz: "you silver tongued devil"
    Dr. King Schultz: You silver tongued devil.


  • Stephen: You wouldn't lie to me would you?


  • Betina: How should I treat him Big Daddy?


  • Django: Hey little troublemaker
    Django: Hey, little troublemaker.
    Stephen: Hey Big troublemaer
    Stephen: Hey, big troublemaker.
    Broomhilda: Hey, big troublemaker.


  • Stephen: B'lee dat!


  • Django: It's me, baby.


  • Dicky Speck: "Who's that stumbling around in the dark?! State your business or prepare to get winged!"
    Dicky Speck: Who's that stumbling around in the dark?! State your business or prepare to get winged!


  • Django: Not you, Stephen.


  • Bag Head #2: I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how â??bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia
    Bag Head #2: I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia.
    Big Daddy: Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags!


  • Django: You too, moonlight
    Django: You too, moonlight.


  • Dr. King Schultz: NOW you can go get the Marshall
    Dr. King Schultz: Now you can go get the marshall.


  • Django: Cora, say goodbye to Ms. Laura....BOOM
    Django: Cora, say goodbye to Ms. Laura...


  • Stephen: Black-ules!


  • Big Daddy: Did I say we aint wearing bags? It's a raid! Who cares if you can see! Can the Horses see!? Thats all that matters!


  • Django: Hello, little troublemaker.


  • Stephen: "Them old boys done rode a lot of miles, went through a lot of trouble, just to get that girl."
    Stephen: Them old boys done rode a lot of miles, went through a lot of trouble, just to get that girl.


  • Django: I'm curious as to what makes you so curious.


  • Calvin Candie: "Your boss is a little green around the gills".
    Calvin Candie: Your boss is a little green around the gills.
    Django: "I'm just a little more use to Americans than he is".
    Django: I'm just a little more use to Americans than he is.


  • Calvin Candie: Adult supervision is required
    Calvin Candie: Adult supervision is required.


  • Calvin Candie: No one appreciates showmanship more than Messr. Calvin J. Candie
    Calvin Candie: No one appreciates showmanship more than Messr. Calvin J. Candie.


  • Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.


  • Django: Hey there, trouble-maker.
    Broomhilda: *Faints*
    Dr. King Schultz: You silver-tongued devil you.


  • Calvin Candie: Broomhilda is my property. And I can choose to do with my property whatever I desire.


  • Django: I like the way you die boy.


  • Calvin Candie: I've been surrounded my entire life by black faces. I only have one question: Why don't they just rise up and kill the whites?
    Dr. King Schultz: *chuckles* who knows what could happen!


  • Stephen: They're playing your ass for a fool
    Stephen: They're playing your ass for a fool.


  • Calvin Candie: Adult supervision is required.


  • Dr. King Schultz: You silver tongue devil you.


  • Django: Django. The 'D' is silent.


  • Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort.


  • Django: I like the way you die boy.


  • Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
    Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.


  • Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty huntin' business?
    Django: Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's NOT to like?


  • Dr. King Schultz: How do you like the bounty hunting business?


  • Dr. King Schultz: Amongst your inventory i believe you have a specimen I am keen to acquire.
    Dr. King Schultz: Amongst your inventory, I've been led to believe you possess a specimen that I am keen to acquire.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Do you know what a bounty hunter is?
    Django: You kill people and then they give you a reward?
    Dr. King Schultz: Badder they are, bigger the reward.


  • Django: I like the way you die, Boy.


  • Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.


  • Dr. King Schultz: Calm down. I'm simply a customer trying to conduct a transaction.


  • Calvin Candie: He is a rambunctious sort, ain't he?


  • Django: Django, the "D" is silent
    Django: Django, the 'D' is silent.


  • Django: I like the way you die, boy
    Django: I like the way you die, boy!


  • Django: I like the way you die boy!


  • Calvin Candie: At first you had my curiosity. Now you have my attention.
    Calvin Candie: Gentlemen, you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.


  • Django: Kill white folks and they pay you for it? What's not to like?


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