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DOA: Dead or Alive Reviews

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Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel
June 18, 2007
DOA was the right title for this, acronym-bending or not.
Read More | Original Score: 1/5
Prairie Miller
WBAI Web Radio
September 12, 2007
A metaphorical training bra for ogling boys - along with second childhood Dirty Old Aged men - DOA gives new meaning to females hooking up and hanging out, when it comes to airborne upper body intimate wear and its gravity defying plastic contents alike
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Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review
August 7, 2008
Yuen's propensity for impossible computer-generated slow-mo combat action wears thin.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
Brian Marder
June 22, 2007
DOA might as well stand for "Dead on Arrival."
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Michael Ferraro
Film Threat
June 23, 2007
There is enough masturbation fodder here to keep many 11-year-old kids who have yet to find daddy's porn stash very happy.
| Original Score: 2.5/5
Josh Rosenblatt
Austin Chronicle
June 30, 2007
Let's hope some special form of punishment awaits the man or woman who came up with the idea of basing movies on video games.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/5
Pablo Villaça
Cinema em Cena
December 8, 2006
Tão divertido quanto acompanhar, por 90 minutos, duas pessoas jogando videogame sem jamais podermos participar da brincadeira.
| Original Score: 1/5
Susan Granger
June 16, 2007
Smarmy, lasciviously trashy, butt-kicking bikini-jiggle fest
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
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Gene Seymour
June 18, 2007
DOA: Dead or Alive aspires to be nothing more than a sanctuary from thinking.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
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Jack Mathews
New York Daily News
June 18, 2007
Charlie's Angels, Survivor, American Gladiators and Girls Gone Wild are just some of the bad influences on Hong Kong action director Corey Yuen's laughably silly adaptation of the video game DOA: Dead or Alive.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
IGN Movies
June 20, 2007
DOA is a bad, cheesy and cheap production that nevertheless has enough goofy appeal to warrant watching with your buddies...
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
Joel Meares
October 19, 2006
as eager as anyone with a joystick in his hand, and sets up fights in quick succession, only occasionally taking a breath for a spot of volleyball among the contestants
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
David Edwards
Daily Mirror (UK)
September 23, 2006
A film that boys aged 12 to 15 are going to lap up thanks to endless shots of Valance and her curvy co-stars in their swimsuits. But with a plot even flimsier than the bikinis, there's nothing here for the rest of us.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Mark Pfeiffer
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema
June 16, 2007
If junior high school boys wrote a cheesecake syndicated TV show and spun it off into a movie, the result would be DOA: Dead or Alive.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Robert Hanks
Independent (UK)
September 23, 2006
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5
Chris Hewitt (UK)
Empire Magazine
September 23, 2006
The performances are so wooden that things improve when Eric frickin' Roberts turns up with a bad wig.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
June 18, 2007
There was a time when movies like DOA: Dead or Alive lurked sheepishly at schoolboy height on video store shelves, spines straining to accommodate the charms of their actresses.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/5
Urban Cinefile Critics
Urban Cinefile
September 2, 2006
Not all is bad. In sum, DOA is rarely good but rarely dull. This is in large part because the three leads each have some degree of transcendental charisma.
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Tom Russo
Boston Globe
June 18, 2007
Corey Yuen and his writers have adapted their dubiously titled DOA: Dead or Alive from the video game series of the same name -- apparently convinced that the scraps of backstory originally scribbled by the gamers were plenty.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
Jamie Russell
September 5, 2006
You know what to expect with Paul WS Anderson onboard as producer.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
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