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  • Steve the Pirate: Bollocks!
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: Hey, White.
    White Goodman: Yeah?
    Peter LaFleur: You look awful fat in those pants.
    ‐ Submitted by Matthew D (4 months ago)

  • White Goodman: Joanie loves Chachi!
    ‐ Submitted by Nick C (22 months ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: You're adopted, you're parents don't even love you.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Steve the Pirate: I guess you're right, I'm not really a Pirate.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Fran: You are th one who stares at me. Why is this?
    Owen: Because I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: We should Mate.
    Kate Veach: What?
    White Goodman: Date. I said we should date sometime.
    Kate Veach: Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Pepper Brooks: I just talked to White Goodman today, and his team really wants to win this one.
    Cotton McKnight: Right you are.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Blade.
    White Goodman: Laser.
    Peter LaFleur: Blaser.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael P (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Peekaboo!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael P (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!
    ‐ Submitted by Michael P (2 years ago)

  • Owen: I got a great idea to raise the money!
    Gordon: How?
    Owen: Car wash!
    ‐ Submitted by Russell Q (2 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Line up ladies!
    ‐ Submitted by Russell Q (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Joanie loves Chachi.
    ‐ Submitted by Russell Q (2 years ago)

  • White Goodman: I know you. You know you. You know that I know that I know you.
    ‐ Submitted by Lane S (3 years ago)

  • Cotton McKnight: Ohh, right in the testicles!
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (3 years ago)

  • Kate Veach: Don't worry Justin that guy is a jerk.
    Dwight: Yeah, he'll probably fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body.
    Kate Veach: Nice, Dwight
    Dwight: I'm just saying my cousin, boop! Dead.
    ‐ Submitted by Mike P (3 years ago)

  • Owen: Maybe we could pay it off in Canadian Dollars and save ourselves some money!
    ‐ Submitted by Mike P (3 years ago)

  • White Goodman: I think we should mate.
    Kate Veach: What?
    White Goodman: Go on a date. You know, a social date.
    Kate Veach: I think I just threw up in my mouth.
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha A (3 years ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: Hey White. You look awful fat in those pants.
    ‐ Submitted by Samantha A (3 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.
    ‐ Submitted by Lane S (3 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris.
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: We're better than you, and we know it!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and uh...Dodge!
    ‐ Submitted by Palmer R (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!
    ‐ Submitted by Troy P (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump some doorknobs out there.
    ‐ Submitted by Evan H (4 years ago)

  • Pepper Brooks: [Peter Lafleur blindfold himself] It's a bold strategy, Cotton. I wonder if it will pay off.
    ‐ Submitted by Michael R (4 years ago)

  • Me'Shell Jones: WHOA! SORRY SIR!
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: We shouldn't be shackled up the employer/employee relationship...unless you're into that kind of stuff a ha ha, cause I got some shackles in the back! a ha ha, just kidding, but really, I got them.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • Kate Veach: Are you reading the dictionary?
    White Goodman: You caught me! I like to break a mental sweat.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: That's me grabbing the bull by the horns... it's a metaphor.
    Kate Veach: I get it.
    White Goodman: That really happened though.
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... nobody!
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: You ready for the, whoo, hurricane?
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: [at the bar] Oh hey White, I didnt know Nazi camp got out until 8... did you decide to skip arts and craft?
    White Goodman: Yes I did!
    ‐ Submitted by Pete G (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Will someone catch a goddam ball! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
    ‐ Submitted by Tristan D (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
    ‐ Submitted by Benji B (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
    ‐ Submitted by Benji B (4 years ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris.
    ‐ Submitted by Aidan C (4 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge duck dip dive and dodge.
    ‐ Submitted by Matt P (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Because at Globo Gym, We're better than you! And we know it.
    ‐ Submitted by Matt P (4 years ago)

  • Peter LaFleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
    Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
    Peter LaFleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
    Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
    ‐ Submitted by Jeff S (4 years ago)

  • Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, Bro!
    ‐ Submitted by Jake D (4 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Ball me Blazer.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (5 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (5 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
    Peter LaFleur: Probably not.
    Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (5 years ago)

  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel S (5 years ago)

  • Patches O'Houlihan: Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!
    ‐ Submitted by Tom V (5 years ago)

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