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  • Steve the Pirate: Bollocks!


  • Peter LaFleur: Hey, White.
    White Goodman: Yeah?
    Peter LaFleur: You look awful fat in those pants.


  • White Goodman: Joanie loves Chachi!


  • Peter LaFleur: You're adopted, you're parents don't even love you.


  • Steve the Pirate: I guess you're right, I'm not really a Pirate.


  • Fran: You are th one who stares at me. Why is this?
    Owen: Because I think you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.


  • White Goodman: We should Mate.
    Kate Veach: What?
    White Goodman: Date. I said we should date sometime.
    Kate Veach: Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


  • Pepper Brooks: I just talked to White Goodman today, and his team REALLY wants to win this one.
    Pepper Brooks: I just talked to White Goodman today, and his team really wants to win this one.
    Cotton McKnight: . . . . . . Right you are.
    Cotton McKnight: Right you are.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lolly pop.


  • White Goodman: Blade
    White Goodman: Blade.
    White Goodman: Laser
    White Goodman: Laser.
    Peter LaFleur: Blaser
    Peter LaFleur: Blaser.


  • White Goodman: Peekaboo!


  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!
    White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!


  • Owen: i got a great idea to raise the money!
    Owen: I got a great idea to raise the money!
    Gordon: how?
    Gordon: How?
    Owen: Car wash!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: Line up ladies!


  • White Goodman: Joanie loves Chachi.


  • White Goodman: I know you. You know you. You know that I know that I know you.


  • Cotton McKnight: ohhhh right in the testicles!!!
    Cotton McKnight: Ohh, right in the testicles!


  • Kate Veach: Don't worry Justin that guy is a jerk.
    Dwight: Yeah, he'll probably fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body.
    Kate Veach: Nice, Dwight
    Dwight: I'm just saying my cousin, boop! Dead
    Dwight: I'm just saying my cousin, boop! Dead.


  • Owen: Maybe we could pay it off in Canadian Dollars and save ourselves some money!


  • White Goodman: I think we should mate.
    Kate Veach: What?
    White Goodman: Go on a date. You know, a social date.
    Kate Veach: I think I just threw up in my mouth.


  • White Goodman: I think we should mate.
    Kate Veach: What?
    White Goodman: Go on a date. You know, a social date.
    Kate Veach: I think I just threw up in my mouth.


  • Peter LaFleur: Hey White. You look awful fat in those pants.


  • White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you think that I thought that I thought I was once.


  • White Goodman: Fucking Chuck Norris.


  • White Goodman: We're better than you, and we know it!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and uh...Dodge!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump some doorknobs out there.


  • Pepper Brooks: ( Peter Lafleur blindfold himself) that's a bold strategy cotton I wonder if it will pay off
    Pepper Brooks: [Peter Lafleur blindfold himself] That's a bold strategy cotton. I wonder if it will pay off.
    Pepper Brooks: [Peter Lafleur blindfold himself] It's a bold strategy, Cotton. I wonder if it will pay off.


  • Me'Shell Jones: WHOA!!!!! SORRY SIR!
    Me'Shell Jones: WHOA! SORRY SIR!


  • White Goodman: We shouldn't be shackled up the employer/employee relationship...unless you're into that kind of stuff a ha ha, cause I got some shackles in the back! a ha ha, just kidding, but really, I got them.


  • Kate Veach: Are you reading the dictionary?
    White Goodman: You caught me! I like to break a mental sweat
    White Goodman: You caught me! I like to break a mental sweat.


  • White Goodman: Thats me grabbing the bull by the horns...its a metaphor
    White Goodman: That's me grabbing the bull by the horns... it's a metaphor.
    Kate Veach: I get it
    Kate Veach: I get it.
    White Goodman: That really happened though
    White Goodman: That really happened though.


  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!!!
    White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... nobody!


  • White Goodman: You ready for the- Whoo- Hurricane?
    White Goodman: You ready for the, whoo, hurricane?


  • White Goodman: Donde Esta La Biblioteca Pedro
    White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?


  • Peter LaFleur: (At the Bar) O hey White, I didnt know Nazi camp got out until 8...did you decide to skip arts and craft?
    Peter LaFleur: [at the bar] Oh hey White, I didnt know Nazi camp got out until 8... did you decide to skip arts and craft?
    White Goodman: Yes I Did!!!!
    White Goodman: Yes I did!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: Will someone catch a goddam ball! It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!


  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


  • Peter LaFleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: Learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge duck dip dive and dodge
    Patches O'Houlihan: Learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge duck dip dive and dodge.


  • White Goodman: Because at Globo Gym, We're better than you! And we know it.


  • Peter LaFleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
    Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
    Peter LaFleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
    Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.


  • Pepper Brooks: Ouchtown, population you, Bro!


  • White Goodman: Ball me Blazer
    White Goodman: Ball me Blazer.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.
    Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: I drink my own urine cause it's sterile and it tastes good.
    Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
    Peter LaFleur: Probably not.
    Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.


  • White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.


  • Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop!
    Patches O'Houlihan: Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop!


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