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The Campaign Quotes

  • Mitch: What's it all about?
    Cam Brady: America, Jesus, freedom.


  • Marty Huggins: Bring your brooms because it's a mess.


  • Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holdin' a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.


  • Cam Brady: You know the difference between your Mom and washin' machine? When I dump a load in the washin' machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks.


  • Marty Huggins: I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS.
    Marty Huggins: I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a mess.


  • Marty Huggins: Hey, Travis, you tired this mornin'?
    Travis: Nope just high.


  • Cam Brady: Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punchin' the iron like jaw of that baby?


  • Banker: Are you playin' footsie with me under the table, Mrs. Brady?


  • Mitzi Huggins: I touch myself of thinkin' of Drew Carey.


  • Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you, friend, thought your balloon's gettin' ready to pop.


  • Cam Brady: America! Jesus! Freedom!


  • Cam Brady: Come and get me, Ranger Rick!


  • Patriotic Passerby: " Get some AMERICAN dogs, you Commie! "
    Patriotic Passerby: Get some AMERICAN dogs, you Commie!


  • Marty Huggins: Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.


  • Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butthole
    Dylan Huggins: I put a firefly in my butt-hole.
    Marty Huggins: Why?
    Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow
    Dylan Huggins: So I could see my farts glow.


  • Cam Brady: You know the difference between your Mom and washing machine? When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for three weeks.


  • Marty Huggins: If I had known you'd be proud of me, I would have shot someone sooner!


  • Marty Huggins: I'm going to roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS!


  • Marty Huggins: Push it? Push it real good?


  • Tim Wattley: We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are â??odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbianâ?¦â??
    Tim Wattley: We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbian.
    Marty Huggins: That's an old one.
    Tim Wattley: 'He looks like the Travelocity gnome.'
    Marty Huggins: What?!


  • Tim Wattley: Looks like the travelocity nome.
    Tim Wattley: Looks like the Travelocity gnome.


  • Cam Brady: I crapped gold
    Cam Brady: I crapped gold!


  • Cam Brady: your such a turd when your in sand cats try to bury you
    Cam Brady: You're such a little turd that when you sit in sand, cats try to bury you.


  • Marty Huggins: "Hey Travis, you tired this morning?"
    Marty Huggins: Hey Travis, you tired this morning?
    Travis: "Nope just high."
    Travis: Nope just high.


  • Dylan Huggins: One time, I put a firefly up my butthole.
    Marty Huggins: Why would you do that?
    Dylan Huggins: To make my farts glow.


  • Cam Brady: Do you mind if I come in to make a phone call?


  • Cam Brady: You ever want to talk about make-out techniques, I can show you how to turn your tongue into a magic wand.


  • Marty Huggins: Can't, now thats the real 'c' word.
    Cam Brady: If you get my son to call you daddy, then I f**k your wife!


  • Cam Brady: How does my hair look?
    Mitch: Strong, real strong
    Mitch: Strong, real strong.


  • Cam Brady: Did anyone ask me how my fist felt after punching the iron like jaw of that baby?


  • Cam Brady: If it's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
    Cam Brady: If it's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.


  • Cam Brady: My heart is poundin'. Like a phone book in the dryer.


  • Cam Brady: OWW! Staple my nipples to my nuts and do sit-ups!


  • Cam Brady: Im gona fuck his wife and put it on tv
    Cam Brady: I'm gonna fuck your wife and then put it on the TV.


  • Marty Huggins: A minute ago my pants were down, and now I'm a congressman. Normally it's the other way around.


  • Cam Brady: I'm Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message
    Cam Brady: I'm Cam Brady and I seductively approve this message.


  • Banker: Are you playing footsie with me under the table, Mrs. Brady?


  • Cam Brady: Rainbow land is a fictitious place!


  • Raymond Huggins: You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a hobbit
    Raymond Huggins: You look like Richard Simmons crapped out a Hobbit!


  • Marty Huggins: Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass...


  • Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend, but your balloon's about to pop. And that balloon's filled with your own butt toots.


  • Cam Brady: Because schools is this nation's backbone.


  • Cam Brady: Because Filipino Tilt-a-Whirl operators are this nation's backbone!


  • Mitzi Huggins: I touch myself thinking of Drew Carey.


  • Cam Brady: That makes me so mad, I wanna find that baby and punch him again!


  • Huggins Supporter: I don't wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can't make me!
    Huggins Supporter: Hey, Hey, I do not want to live in Rainbowland, and you can't make me live in Rainbowland. This is America!


  • Cam Brady: What's the difference between a dryer and your mom? When I drop a load in the dryer, it doesn't follow me around for 3 weeks.


  • Cam Brady: America. Jesus. Freedom.


  • Mitch: He just punched a baby.


  • Cam Brady: "I've never seen a baby take a punch like that."
    Cam Brady: I've never seen a baby take a punch like that.


  • Cam Brady: Your mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.


  • Marty Huggins: Hate to break it to you friend, though your balloon's getting ready to pop.


  • Cam Brady: Oh, trash talk eh? Alright. Your wife's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.


  • Cam Brady: Rainbowland is not real! It's not real!


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