Don Jon Quotes

  • Jon Martello Sr.: Fuck you? Did you just say fuck me to me?


  • Barbara Sugarman: Movies and porn are different, Jon. They give awards for movies.
    Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr.: They give awards for porn too.


  • Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr.: Who'd you take home, huh?
    Danny: Twos and threes baby. I'm telling you, twos and threes are some open-minded ladies.


  • Danny: I don't like more than a handful of titty.
    Danny: Shit starts to remind me of my mom or something
    Bobby: Your do got some big-ass titties.
    Danny: Don't talk about my mother.
    Bobby: You brought up your mother.


  • Jon "Don Jon" Martello Jr.: This sound...gets me hard as a fucking rock.


  • Jon Martello: "There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn."
    Jon Martello: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.


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