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Donkey Punch Reviews

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Kelly Vance
East Bay Express
August 16, 2011
At least there's not a bag-head haunting the ship.
William Goss
Cinematical
December 17, 2009
Blackburn takes one boat, one body, a rising tide of panic and a rising number of corpses and uses them all to craft the best bad news possible.
Robert Levin
Critic's Notebook
March 13, 2009
A nasty little thriller that might have worked had it tempered its propensity for outrageous brutality.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
Andrew L. Urban
Urban Cinefile
March 5, 2009
A first class thriller from start to finish, Donkey Punch has the lot: raunchy holiday fun, gorgeous locations, a luxury yacht, drug-driven sex orgy and a mishap
Maitland McDonagh
Miss FlickChick
March 2, 2009
Very Bad Things meets Knife in the Water in ... [this] thriller about not-so-bright young things trying to cover up a nasty accident.
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Ted Fry
Seattle Times
February 12, 2009
Packs a magnetic jolt of fearsome intensity.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Philip Kennicott
Washington Post
February 12, 2009
Donkey Punch is almost humorless, and there's no wink and nudge behind the mayhem to absolve us of taking its ugly, class-obsessed subtext seriously.
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
February 10, 2009
...has been infused with an egregiously plodding sensibility that effectively renders its few positive attributes moot.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com
February 7, 2009
I look forward to Blackburn making a thriller with a script to match his style.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer
February 5, 2009
It's Dead Calm meets Very Bad Things, with English accents.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
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Rex Reed
New York Observer
February 4, 2009
Unfortunately, Donkey Punch delivers a donkey punch of its own.
Sean Burns
Philadelphia Weekly
February 3, 2009
On the plus side, at least it wasn't called Dirty Sanchez.
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Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru
January 30, 2009
Had director Blackburn included at least one interesting character that wasn't bird-brained and had he moved the mayhem much earlier within the plot, the film would have been at least refreshing to watch rather than mostly dull and derivative.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
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Wesley Morris
Boston Globe
January 29, 2009
Anyone looking for a stoned and bikinied update of L'Avventura, Purple Noon, Dead Calm, or other boat-bound chillers will have to settle for The Real World: Death Yacht.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
January 26, 2009
The ending is never much in doubt. Getting to it, however, involves a slightly better-than-usual assortment of cheap, harrowing thrills.
Tony Medley
Tolucan Times
January 23, 2009
An exciting, high-tensioned, fast-paced tale of seven people faced with life-altering decisions when removed from civilization in the mold of "Lord of the Flies."
Full Review | Original Score: 10/10
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media
January 23, 2009
Violent, sex-filled thriller is rough, grisly stuff.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Sean Gandert
Paste Magazine
January 23, 2009
With its awful ending, the whole film ends up as embarrassing as telling someone what it is you've just watched.
Full Review | Original Score: 39/100
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com
January 23, 2009
If there's cautionary moral here it's that a girl should never introduce herself to a prospective lover as being "hardcore."
Full Review | Original Score: B-
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Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger
January 23, 2009
Watching, it's easy to feel a little stranded, too.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
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