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  • Frank: Come... closer.


  • Donnie Darko: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?


  • Donnie Darko: If God Controlled time, then the time is pre-decided


  • Donnie Darko: I just hope, that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief...because there will be so much to look forward to.
    Donnie Darko: I just hope, that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief... because there will be so much to look forward to.


  • Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus.


  • Frank: I've been watching you. Come closer.


  • Donnie Darko: Chapter 7: The Manipulated Living The Manipulated Living will do anything to save themselves from Oblivion.
    Donnie Darko: Chapter 7: The manipulated living will do anything to save themselves from oblivion.


  • Ricky Danforth: 'Didn't your dad like...stab your mom?'
    Ricky Danforth: Didn't your dad like... stab your mom?


  • Frank: Wake Up
    Frank: Wake up.


  • Donnie Darko: Destruction is a form of creation
    Donnie Darko: Destruction is a form of creation.


  • Frank: Have you ever seen a portal?


  • Donnie Darko: Frank, when's this gonna stop?
    Frank: You should already know that.


  • Elizabeth Darko: Suck a fuck
    Elizabeth Darko: Suck a fuck.
    Donnie Darko: Oh dear Elizabeth, how does one suck a fuck?


  • Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Ricky Danforth: Didn't your Dad, like, stab your mom?
    Ricky Danforth: Yeah, but didn't your dad like stab your mom?


  • Kitty Farmer: "Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!"
    Kitty Farmer: Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!


  • Donnie Darko: I made a new friend.
    Dr. Lillian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
    Donnie Darko: Imaginary.


  • Donnie Darko: How can you do that?
    Frank: I can do anything I want. And so can you.


  • Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
    Donnie Darko: Sorry.
    Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment actually.


  • Karen Pomeroy: The children have to save themselves these days because the parents have no clue.


  • Donnie Darko: Life isn't that simple.


  • Donnie Darko: [to his mother] How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
    Rose Darko: It feels wonderful!


  • Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Donnie Darko: You are the fucking AntiChrist.


  • Donnie Darko: Tell me, how does one suck a fuck?


  • Donnie Darko: I promise that one day, everything's going to be better for you.


  • Ricky Danforth: I like your...boobs.
    Ricky Danforth: I like your boobs.


  • Frank: 28 days...6 hours...42 minutes...12 seconds...that is when...the world will end...


  • Donnie Darko: What's the point of living if every living creature dies alone?


  • Donnie Darko: I think you're the fucking anti christ
    Donnie Darko: I think you're the fucking anti christ.
    Donnie Darko: I think you're the fucking Antichrist.


  • Karen Pomeroy: I don't think that you have a clue what it's like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy... to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.


  • Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone...


  • Donnie Darko: You are such a fuck ass.
    Elizabeth Darko: Did you just call me a fuck ass? You can go suck a fuck!
    Donnie Darko: Tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?


  • Donnie Darko: Dear Roberta Sparrow, I have reached the end of your book and... there are so many things that I need to ask you. Sometimes I'm afraid of what you might tell me. Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me that this is not a work of fiction. I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.


  • Frank: "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Frank: What the hell were you doing in the middle of the road!?


  • Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?


  • Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something?
    Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?


  • Donnie Darko: Howâ??s it feel to have a wacko for a son?
    Donnie Darko: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
    Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.


  • Donnie Darko: That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. Whatâ??s the point of living if you donâ??t have a dick?
    Donnie Darko: It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?


  • Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Frank: Burn it to the ground.


  • Gretchen Ross: What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?


  • Frank: Wake up, Donnie . . . I've been watching you . . . Come closer . . . closer . . . closer. . . .
    Frank: Wake up, Donnie. I've been watching you. Come closer, closer. Closer.


  • Samantha Darko: Mommy, what's a fuck-ass?
    Samantha Darko: What's a fuckass?


  • Donnie Darko: Elizabeth: You can go suck a fuck! Donnie: Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth: how exactly does one suck a fuck?
    Elizabeth Darko: You can go suck a fuck!
    Donnie Darko: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?


  • Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Dr. Lillian Thurman: How are things going at school?
    Donnie Darko: I think about girls a lot.
    Dr. Lillian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie.
    Donnie Darko: I think about fucking a lot during school


  • Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko...the hell kinda name is that it sounds like a superhero or something.
    Gretchen Ross: Donnie Darko. What the hell kinda name is that it sounds like a superhero or something.
    Donnie Darko: What makes you think I'm not?


  • Dr. Lillian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
    Dr. Lillian Thurman: What did Roberta Sparrow say to you?
    Donnie Darko: She said, "Every living creature on earth dies alone."
    Donnie Darko: She said, 'Every living creature on earth dies alone.'


  • Gretchen Ross: You're weird
    Gretchen Ross: You're weird.
    Donnie Darko: Sorry
    Donnie Darko: Sorry.
    Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment
    Gretchen Ross: No, that was a compliment.


  • Ronald Fisher: Go back to China, bitch!


  • Donnie Darko: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?


  • Rose Darko: Do you even know who Graham Greene is?
    Kitty Farmer: I think we have all seen Bonanza.


  • Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
    Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
    Dr. Lillian Thurman: And are you afraid of that?
    Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.


  • Dr. Lillian Thurman: You think the pursuit of God is absurd?
    Donnie Darko: It is if everyone dies alone.
    Dr. Lillian Thurman: And how does that make you afraid?
    Donnie Darko: I don't want to be alone.


  • Kitty Farmer: OK ? now, girls. I want you to concentrate. Failure is not an option. And Bethany? If you feel the need to vomit up there, just swallow it.


  • Frank: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.


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