Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed (2005)





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A 40-year-old Christian woman who has been saving herself for marriage is devastated by the discovery that the man she considers to be her soul-mate carries some unexpected baggage in this religious-themed drama from director Larry "Flash" Jenkins. When the devoted woman of God discovers that the man she loves has both a drunken wife and some shady business connections, she begins to doubt both her faith and her prospects for finding true love. Just as things are beginning to look bleak, a man who has turned over a new leaf enters her life and the faint sound of wedding bells begin to fill the air.
PG-13 (sex references and brief drug content)
Drama , Faith & Spirituality
Maverick Entertainment


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(1 Star) To answer your first question: yes, I watched this movie simply because of its title, but you find out the title makes no sense. Sometimes it doesn't seem fair to review a movie with an obviously very low budget and production values worse than used car dealership commercials, but this movie tries to take itself so seriously. The movie's sound is beyond awful... not the just soundtrack, the SOUND. You can tell they tinkered with the levels in post production because they recorded some scenes too high. The music is simplistic and I think they just repeated two melodies over and over... the best way to describe it is DVD menu music. There's zero creativity in the directing, editing, and cinematography. There are brutally unfunny comedic moments where comedy with drama are mixed in an attempt to resemble a Tyler Perry movie. The worst character was a 70 year old wise-talkin' grandpa, who I swear was just a 30-year old dude in a bad wig. I can't say much about the acting or dialog because this movie clearly didn't have any real actors or a screenwriter who cares about the craft. I give it 1 star because zero or 1/2 stars are for truly detestable movies, and picking on what's wrong with Don't Touch if You Ain't Prayed is too easy and darkly entertaining.

Tom Radovich
Tom Radovich

I bought this for 1 dollar because it looked unintentionally hilarious. It turned out to actually be a rather funny and interesting drama. I loved it!

William Stephens
William Stephens

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