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Double Agent 73 Reviews

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July 22, 2013
Chesty Morgan returns in a campy sequel to Deadly Weapons; this time, she's had a camera imbedded within her "73s."
½ October 27, 2012
Natural wonder Chesty Morgan as a top secret agent given a mission to down a drug king importing cheap heroin into the US (good heroin would presumably be ok). Laughable but intended to be so.
½ October 24, 2012
This is simply OUTRAGEOUS! What does 73 mean? See it as it's obvious!
September 10, 2012
As silly as it looks.
July 1, 2010
The second and final of the Wishman/Morgan collaborations competes tit for tat with the first installment for dubiousness of quality -- and magnanimity of quantity.
½ May 12, 2010
a tiny step down from "Deadly Weapons" but not by much at all!
September 27, 2009
Agent 73 (Chesty Morgan) is the no nonsense, hard hitting spy on a mission to solve any case thrown her way. From her smooth MacGyver like style "booby" traps, to the implanted camera hidden in her 73 inch measured chest., this 1974 camp classic has it all.....
April 12, 2009
Chesty is a very convincing agent.
March 26, 2009
Yes...that 73 number refers to exactly what you think it does. This movie is below anything that qualifies as a B-movie in terms of quality. But it features an...equiped female agent who has an explodable camera implanted in her boobie, not to mention her other natural lethal weapons. This one's a hoot and essential for you midnight movies trash folks, soleley for its boobtastic premise.
½ October 25, 2008
Natural wonder Chesty Morgan as a top secret agent given a mission to down a drug king importing cheap heroin into the US (good heroin would presumably be ok). Laughable but intended to be so.
September 30, 2008
All time favorite, so bad that it's good.
August 26, 2008
Inspirational in its dumbness. Chesty Morgan and her emotionless face/acting and 73 inch boobies. Director Doris Wishman's one of a kind direction - intercutting random shots of carpet and ornaments into scenes of people talking (where you can only see the back of their heads!) make this and 'DEADLY WEAPONS' a, er, 2 of a kind film.
Super Reviewer
June 29, 2008
This is the "Queen of Exploitation", Doris Wishman's hilariously inept follow-up to her previous collaboration with the obscenely endowed Chesty Morgan ("Deadly Weapons"). Yes, she of the 73-inch breasts returns to the silver screen in this astonishingly cheap pseudo-sequel which is even more outrageous than it's predecessor. Here Chesty plays super agent Jane Tenay who is tailing a string of heroin pushers. A camera is planted in her bosom and she is instructed to photograph everyone that she eliminates, which she accomplishes by squeezing her mammoth mammories! Chock full of the typical Doris Wishman "trademarks" (close-ups of inanimate objects such as an ashtray, feet, or usually Chesty's massive cleavage) this flick was sampled in the John Waters comedy classic "Serial Mom"...it must be seen to be believed!
June 16, 2008
This one is a trashy classic, can't get enough monster boob films, regardles of how awful the plot, dialogue, acting, cinematography, editing, score and credits are.
March 24, 2008
Yet another brilliant pot film. Chesty Morgan beats the shit out of a guy with her tits. Yes, that's right. You will probably feel like showering after this movie. Resist! Dig your toes into its crust like the deep '70s shag of a New York peep show booth carpet.
½ February 18, 2008
Well, two stars only means that it was a lot lot better than "Deadly Weapons." Still, Chesty Morgans' presence is so freaky and anti-erotic. But this is a good one for train wreck lovers. It was a nice refreshment after my midterm. The director seems to love plants, flowers, and telephones!

2nd Review: I am addicted to this film.
October 25, 2007
I have been wanting to see this movie for a REALLY long time and it was pretty disappointing. I like the idea of the movie more than the actual movie. Plus her tits are way too big and gross.
½ September 27, 2007
This is simply OUTRAGEOUS! What does 73 mean? See it as it's obvious!
July 21, 2007
I am not really into titty movies. Thanks though, to my lovely Jenner Rd Stoke Newington flatties - Chris and Charles - I learned to love Chesty Morgan and her size K whammers. This movie is so badly written, so untimely dubbed, so inexplicably shot, so tasteless, so lacking in an plausible plot - it is utterly, completely hilarious. Pure 1970s kitch. Perfect for a night with some booze and a few mates around to take the piss. Enjoy Chesty!!
June 15, 2007
What is interesting about this movie is that it looks like Chesty Morgan mirrors the sentiments of her on-screen character, and that is that she wants nothing to do with the movie. The film feels more like a freak show, as there is basically no eroticism in the movie at all. Still, a sexploitation film made by a woman is interesting nonetheless. There may be more to this horribly shot, acted, and conceived film than meets the eye, or the camera.
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