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  • Mrs. Teasdale: Victory Is Ours!
    Mrs. Teasdale: Victory is ours!


  • Rufus T. Firefly: Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again!
    Rufus T. Firefly: Go, and never darken my towels again!


  • Rufus T. Firefly: I Wonder Whatever Became Of Me? I Should Have Been Back Here A Long Time Ago.
    Rufus T. Firefly: I wonder whatever became of me? I should have been back here a long time ago.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home, On Second Thought, I'd Rather Dance With The Cows When You Came Home.
    Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: How Do You Like That? I Haven't Been On The Job Five Minutes And Already She's Making Advances To Me.
    Rufus T. Firefly: How do you like that? I haven't been on the job five minutes, and already she's making advances to me.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail out of it.
    Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it.


  • Prosecutor: "What about the taxes?"
    Prosecutor: What about the taxes?
    Chicolini: "Texas I got an uncle lives in Texas."
    Chicolini: Texas I got an uncle lives in Texas.
    Prosecutor: "No Taxes. Dollars."
    Prosecutor: No Taxes. Dollars.
    Chicolini: "Ya, that's where he lives -- Dallas, Texas."
    Chicolini: Ya, that's where he lives -- Dallas, Texas.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.
    Chicolini: I?ll tell you what I?ll do. I?ll take five and ten in Woolworth.
    Chicolini: I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you ?til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows ?til you came home.
    Rufus T. Firefly: I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home.


  • Rufus T. Firefly: Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.


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