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  • Peter Highman: If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!!!!
    Peter Highman: If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!
    Ethan Tremblay: Then don't take me too a waffle house!!!!!!!!!
    Ethan Tremblay: Then don't take me too a waffle house!


  • Peter Highman: I despise who you are on a celluar level
    Peter Highman: I despise who you are on a celluar level.


  • Ethan Tremblay: I once ate a foot long corn dog on a nude beach.... I'll never do that again.


  • Peter Highman: I spat on your dog? I'm sorry but i have no recollection of that!


  • Peter Highman: I despise who you are on a cellular level.
    Ethan Tremblay: Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.


  • Ethan Tremblay: he really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.
    Ethan Tremblay: He really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.


  • Peter Highman: I'm sorry we drank your father.


  • Ethan Tremblay: You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself
    Ethan Tremblay: You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.


  • Peter Highman: Ok, I've calmed down abit
    Ethan Tremblay: You ready to apologies?
    Peter Highman: What? Fuck you!


  • Ethan Tremblay: You and his wife exchange e-mails?
    Ethan Tremblay: You and his wife exchange emails?
    Darryl: Yeah
    Darryl: Yeah.
    Ethan Tremblay: What else do you exchange? Body fluids?


  • Ethan Tremblay: Dad, you were like a father to me.


  • Ethan Tremblay: Of course I know who Shakespeare is. He was a famous pirate. And by they way, It's Shakesbeard.


  • Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying "When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.
    Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying 'When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.'
    Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here
    Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
    Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
    Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.


  • Border Guard: Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying?
    Ethan Tremblay: No, I have glaucoma.
    Border Guard: What about the dog? Does he have glaucoma? His eyes are glassy too.


  • Ethan Tremblay: What are you a girl or something


  • Ethan Tremblay: I didn't sleep last night. I'm gonna try now.
    Peter Highman: Well you really should have masturbated, cuz I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby.
    Peter Highman: Well you really should have masturbated, cause I had a glorious orgasm, and I slept like a baby.


  • Ethan Tremblay: Last time i ever eat a foot long hot dog on a nude beach


  • Peter Highman: If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles!!!
    Peter Highman: If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles!


  • Ethan Tremblay: You ready to apologize?
    Peter Highman: What? Fuck you!


  • Ethan Tremblay: hahahaaha my dad would never do that he loved me


  • Ethan Tremblay: dad you were like a father to me
    Ethan Tremblay: Dad you were like a father to me.


  • Peter Highman: My father loved coffee, and now we loved him as coffee.


  • Peter Highman: I'm sorry I spat on your dog. I have no recollection of that.


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