The Dukes of Hazzard Quotes

  • Uncle Jesse: You know what you get when you cross a donkey with an union?
    Luke Duke: What?
    Boss Hogg: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye!

  • Uncle Jesse: You know why divorces are so expensive?
    Luke Duke: Why?
    Uncle Jesse: Because they're worth it!

  • Daisy Duke: I think somethin' bounced up in my under carriage.
    Daisy Duke: I think something bounced up in my undercarriage.

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