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Ed and His Dead Mother Quotes

  • A.J. Pattle: Hey, we're talking the secret of life here. This is something you pick up as a Blue Light Special down at k-mart.
    A.J. Pattle: Hey, we're talking the secret of life here. This is something you pick up as a Blue Light Special down at K-mart.


  • Uncle Benny: Shield that 'gator, no regrets later.


  • A.J. Pattle: We re-animate her with a brain like this and she's going to be good for slobbering and watching "Married With Children" and that's about it.
    A.J. Pattle: We re-animate her with a brain like this and she's going to be good for slobbering and watching 'Married With Children' and that's about it.


  • A.J. Pattle: Did you know that some of the top people in Washington have been dead for years?


  • Ed Chilton: I don't think a Studabaker is on the same level as Mother.


  • Uncle Benny: From the onset of puberty, what occupies 90% of our time is sex, right?


  • Mr. Abner: You are one sick individual.


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