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Ed Wood Quotes

  • Vampira: You're watching our Halloween movie, "White Zombie", starring Bela Lugosi, John Harron, Madge Bellamy, and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.
    Vampira: You're watching our Halloween movie, 'White Zombie', starring Bela Lugosi, John Harron, Madge Bellamy, and a bunch of other people I've never heard of.


  • Bela Lugosi: I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.


  • Bela Lugosi: GODDAMN, it's cold!
    Ed Wood: It'll warm up once you're in it.
    Bela Lugosi: FUCK YOU! You come out here!


  • Criswell: Eddie, we're in show biz. It's all about razzle-dazzle. Appearances. If you look good, and you talk well, people will swallow anything.


  • Ed Wood: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner, maybe?
    Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag
    Ed Wood: No, no, I'm just a transvestite.


  • Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?
    Ed Wood: Because he's my friend!


  • Ed Wood: Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life! When is your next picture coming out?
    Bela Lugosi: I have no next picture.
    Ed Wood: You gotta be joking, a great star like you? You must have dozens of them lined up!
    Bela Lugosi: Back in the old days, yes... Now, no one gives two fucks for Bela.
    Ed Wood: But you're a big star!
    Bela Lugosi: No more. I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out. [pauses] I'm just an ex-boogeyman
    Bela Lugosi: No more. I haven't worked in four years. This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out. [pauses] I'm just an ex-boogeyman.


  • Ed Wood: [Bela Lugosi casts a love spell on Vampira who is on TV while moving his fingers like Dracula] My Gosh, Bela, how do you do that?
    Bela Lugosi: You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian
    Bela Lugosi: You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian.


  • Reverend Lemon: Do you reject Satan and all of his evils?
    Bunny Breckinridge: ...Sure.


  • Bela Lugosi: Lets shoot this fucker!


  • Orson Welles: Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life makeing someone else's dreams?


  • Criswell: We are all intrested in the future cause that is where we will be spending the rest of our lives
    Criswell: We are all interested in the future cause that is where we will be spending the rest of our lives.


  • Bela Lugosi: Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit
    Bela Lugosi: Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit.


  • Bela Lugosi: These lines,... I'll have no problem remembering.
    Bela Lugosi: These lines... I'll have no problem remembering.


  • Bela Lugosi: The blood, the blood is horror
    Bela Lugosi: The blood, the blood is horror.


  • Ed Wood: I met Bela Lugosi!
    Dolores Fuller: Well I thought he was dead.
    Ed Wood: No he's very much alive! Well.....sort of.
    Ed Wood: No he's very much alive! Well... sort of.


  • Ed Wood: I wear women's clothes.
    Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.


  • Orson Welles [uncredited]: Visions are worth fighting for.


  • Ed Wood: This is the one. This is the one I'll be remember for.


  • Bela Lugosi: They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who would believe such nonsense?


  • Bela Lugosi: Bullshit, Im ready now. Roll the camera!


  • Cameraman Bill: i think we should cange the title to plan 9 from outer space
    Cameraman Bill: I think we should cange the title to plan 9 from outer space.
    Ed Wood: plan 9 thats rediculus
    Ed Wood: Plan 9 thats ridicules.


  • Ed Wood: your like the got ... the pupet master
    Ed Wood: Your like the got... the pupet master.
    Bela Lugosi: ahhhh so i pull the string
    Bela Lugosi: Ahhhh so I pull the string.
    Ed Wood: pull the strings!..... i like that
    Ed Wood: Pull the strings... I like that.


  • Ed Wood: transvestites i need transvietites
    Ed Wood: Transvestites, I need transvestites
    Ed Wood: Transvestites, I need transvestites.
    Bela Lugosi: eddy what kind of a movie were makeing
    Bela Lugosi: Eddy what kind of a movie were making?


  • Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
    Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
    Ed Wood: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
    Ed Wood: You're not a fruit?
    Ed Wood: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.


  • Ed Wood: This is the one, this is the one I'll be remembered for
    Ed Wood: This is the one. This' is the one I'll be remembered for.


  • Orson Welles: Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?


  • Bela Lugosi: HOW DARE THAT ASSHOLE MENTION KARLOFF!?
    Bela Lugosi: How dare that asshole bring up Karloff?


  • Bela Lugosi: Shit! There is my transport!


  • Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? F#¤K YOU!!!
    Bela Lugosi: Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU!


  • Ed Wood: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner maybe?
    Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
    Ed Wood: No, no. I'm just a transvestite.


  • Bela Lugosi: [After the mob at the 'Bride of the Monster' premiere tried attacking them.] Now that was a premiere.


  • Bela Lugosi: Pull the string! Pull the string!


  • Ed Wood: Cut! That was perfect!
    Ed Wood: [after Thor Johnson bumps into a scenery wall while walking through a door making the wall shudder] Ok, and CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT!


  • Bela Lugosi: FUCK YOU! You come out here!


  • Ed Wood: We don't have a permit. Run!


  • Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing
    Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.


  • Ed Wood: This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.
    Ed Wood: This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.


  • Ed Wood: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
    Ed Wood: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.


  • Bela Lugosi: If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see Dracula; heh, heh, heh.
    Bela Lugosi: If you want to make out with a young lady, take her to see Dracula.


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