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Edward Scissorhands Quotes

  • Older Woman/TV: But if you had regular hands, you'd be like everyone else.


  • Kim Boggs: Hold me
    Kim Boggs: Hold me.
    Edward Scissorhands: I can't.


  • Edward Scissorhands: "I am not complete."
    Edward Scissorhands: I am not complete.


  • Bill Boggs: Okay, everyone! Soup's on!
    Edward Scissorhands: *through mouth full of food* I shought it wash shish-cabob.
    Bill Boggs: What?
    Edward Scissorhands: I shought it wash shish-cabob.
    Bill Boggs: It's a figure of speach. You need to learn not to take things so seriously.


  • Edward Scissorhands: I am not complete.


  • Edward Scissorhands: Goodbye.
    Kim Boggs: I Love you.


  • Kim Boggs: Hold me.
    Edward Scissorhands: I can't...


  • Peg Boggs: The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.


  • Bill Boggs: Soups on!
    Edward Scissorhands: I thought this was shishkabob
    Edward Scissorhands: I thought this was shish-kabob.


  • Edward Scissorhands: I didn't mean to cut your face.


  • Bill Boggs: So Edward, did you have a productive day?
    Edward Scissorhands: Mrs. Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be.
    Edward Scissorhands: [turns to Peg] You could have a cosmetics counter.
    Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great!
    Bill Boggs: Great.
    Edward Scissorhands: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off. [everyone stares, Kevin snickers]


  • Edward Scissorhands: "I'm not finished."
    Edward Scissorhands: I'm not finished.


  • Peg Boggs: No matter what, Edward will always be special.


  • Peg Boggs: Never let anyone tell you you're handicapped. You're.... special.


  • Edward Scissorhands: Where is everyone?
    Kim Boggs: Out looking for you. Hold me.
    Edward Scissorhands: I can't.


  • Bill Boggs: You can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
    Bill Boggs: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.


  • Officer Allen: We're looking for the man with the hands.


  • The Inventor: [to Edward] Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. Now many numerous little questions confront us. Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers? No. Is it good form to accept a second cup? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded or should the centre crease be allowed to remain? It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders, but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort. Mm, yes. Boring. Let us switch to, uh... to some poetry, hm? "There was an old man from the Cape, who made himself garments of crepe. When asked: will they tear? He replied: Here and there, but they keep such a beautiful shape!" That's right. Go ahead, smile, it's funny. That's right.
    The Inventor: [to Edward] Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. Now many numerous little questions confront us. Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers? No. Is it good form to accept a second cup? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded or should the centre crease be allowed to remain? It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders, but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort. Mm, yes. Boring. Let us switch to, uh, to some poetry, hm? 'There was an old man from the Cape, who made himself garments of crepe. When asked: will they tear? He replied: Here and there, but they keep such a beautiful shape!' That's right. Go ahead, smile, it's funny. That's right.


  • Peg Boggs: (putting make-up on Edward).. The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.
    Peg Boggs: (putting make-up on Edward) The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.


  • George: Eddie. The guys and I were talking, we'd like want to invite you to our card game on Friday night. Would you like that? Only thing is, you can't cut!


  • Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.


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