Elf Quotes

  • Gimbels Manager: SIx inch ribbon curls... SIX INCHES!


  • Miles Finch: Call me elf one more time.
    Buddy: He's an angry elf.


  • Deb: arone


  • Deb: arone


  • Jovie: What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning?
    Buddy: I heard you singing.
    Jovie: What about the fact that I was naked in the shower?
    Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.


  • Buddy: BUUUUURRRRPPP ! Did u hear that?!?!
    Michael: Ugh


  • Santa: Sorry Buddy but ..... your dad is on the naughty list
    Santa: Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list.
    Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


  • Buddy: (standing over another stall) Did u see these toilets they're ginormous!!!
    Buddy: [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous!


  • Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies!


  • Buddy: This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.


  • Buddy: [Answers phone] Hello, this is Buddy. What's your favorite color?


  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?


  • Buddy: Son! Of a nutcracker!
    Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!


  • Leon the Snowman: Of corse your not a elf.. Look at you, your 6.1, and could barelly fit in your house
    Leon the Snowman: Of corse your not a elf.. Look at you, your 6.1, and could barelly fit in your house.


  • Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle .


  • Buddy: Is syrup made of sugar? Then yes!


  • Buddy: Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.


  • Buddy: That's Shocking!!!
    Buddy: That's shocking!


  • Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.


  • Walter: *whispering* We should call security...
    Emily: *whispering* Good idea.
    Buddy: *whispering* I like to whisper too.


  • Buddy: Oww!!! Son of a nutcracker!
    Buddy: Oww! Son of a nutcracker!


  • Buddy: Buddy the elf what's your favorite color?
    Buddy: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?


  • Buddy: SANTA! I KNOW HIM.


  • Buddy: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!


  • Buddy: And after, we'll snuggle.


  • Buddy: (To the man dressed up as Santa) You sit on a throne of lies...
    Buddy: [to the man dressed up as Santa] You sit on a throne of lies...


  • Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!


  • Buddy: Son of a nutcracker!


  • Buddy: "SANTA OH MY GOD... I KNOW HIM..."
    Buddy: SANTA OH MY GOD... I KNOW HIM!


  • Buddy: *sees a short person* YOU'RE AN ELF!!!
    Buddy: [sees a short person] YOU'RE AN ELF!


  • Leon the Snowman: At least you have a Dad. I just got rolled up and placed in the cold.


  • Gimbels Manager: Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.
    Jovie: That's impossible.
    Gimbels Manager: SIX... inches.
    Jovie: [Sighs]
    Jovie: [sighs]


  • Buddy: [Upon seeing a man in a Santa outfit] Santa!
    Buddy: [upon seeing a man in a Santa outfit] Santa!


  • Jovie: I CAN sing, I just choose not to.


  • Buddy: It's just like talking, except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.


  • Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.


  • Buddy: "For That Special Someone..."
    Buddy: For That Special Someone..
    Buddy: For that special someone..


  • Buddy: He's not Santa Claus! HE'S NOT SANTA!


  • Buddy: He's an imposter! He's not Santa!


  • Buddy: My finger has a heartbeat.


  • Buddy: I'm here with my dad/ And we never met/ And he wants me to sing him a song/ And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born/ So I'm here now/ I found you, Daddy/ And guess what, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOOOOOOUUUU!
    Buddy: I'm here with my dad/ And we never met/ And he wants me to sing him a song/ And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born/ So I'm here now/ I found you, Daddy/ And guess what, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOOOUU!


  • Buddy: [Gasps] Wow!
    Buddy: [gasps] Wow!


  • Buddy: I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store, AND I'M SINGIIIIING!
    Gimbels Manager: Hey! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
    Buddy: Yes there is!
    Gimbels Manager: No there's not.
    Buddy: We sing all the time! Especially when we make toys!


  • Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf!


  • Buddy: He's an angry elf.


  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?


  • Buddy: oooooh... suckie


  • Buddy: Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
    Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
    Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
    Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf.


  • Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
    Jovie: No way.
    Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
    Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
    Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.


  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
    Buddy: What's your favorite color?


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