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  • Miles Finch: Call me elf one more time.
    Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    ‐ Submitted by Danny O (2 years ago)

  • Jovie: What were you doing in the women's locker room this morning?
    Buddy: I heard you singing.
    Jovie: What about the fact that I was naked in the shower?
    Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris G (3 years ago)

  • Santa: Sorry Buddy but... your dad is on the naughty list.
    Buddy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    ‐ Submitted by Vic P (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: [standing over another stall] Did you see these toilets they're ginormous!
    ‐ Submitted by Vic P (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: You sit on a throne of lies!
    ‐ Submitted by Maryanne R (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.
    ‐ Submitted by Julia L (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: [Answers phone] Hello, this is Buddy. What's your favorite color?
    ‐ Submitted by Hayden S (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
    ‐ Submitted by Theresa S (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (3 years ago)

  • Leon the Snowman: Of corse your not a elf.. Look at you, your 6.1, and could barelly fit in your house.
    ‐ Submitted by Connor N (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle .
    ‐ Submitted by Blanche L (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: Is syrup made of sugar? Then yes!
    ‐ Submitted by Blanche L (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
    ‐ Submitted by Nick H (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: That's shocking!
    ‐ Submitted by Sam A (3 years ago)

  • Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
    ‐ Submitted by Don S (4 years ago)

  • Walter: *whispering* We should call security...
    Emily: *whispering* Good idea.
    Buddy: *whispering* I like to whisper too.
    ‐ Submitted by Jiashu X (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Oww! Son of a nutcracker!
    ‐ Submitted by Jiashu X (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?
    ‐ Submitted by Becca K (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: SANTA! I KNOW HIM.
    ‐ Submitted by Brett B (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: What's a Christmas-gram? I WANT ONE!
    ‐ Submitted by Abigail S (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: And after, we'll snuggle.
    ‐ Submitted by Abigail S (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: [to the man dressed up as Santa] You sit on a throne of lies...
    ‐ Submitted by Abigail S (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa!
    ‐ Submitted by Abigail S (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Son of a nutcracker!
    ‐ Submitted by Skipper K (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: SANTA OH MY GOD... I KNOW HIM!
    ‐ Submitted by Nicole S (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: [sees a short person] YOU'RE AN ELF!
    ‐ Submitted by Manny S (4 years ago)

  • Leon the Snowman: At least you have a Dad. I just got rolled up and placed in the cold.
    ‐ Submitted by Sydney S (4 years ago)

  • Gimbels Manager: Six-inch ribbon curls, honey.
    Jovie: That's impossible.
    Gimbels Manager: SIX... inches.
    Jovie: [sighs]
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: [upon seeing a man in a Santa outfit] Santa!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Jovie: I CAN sing, I just choose not to.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: It's just like talking, except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas carol.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: For that special someone..
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: He's not Santa Claus! HE'S NOT SANTA!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: He's an imposter! He's not Santa!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: My finger has a heartbeat.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: I'm here with my dad/ And we never met/ And he wants me to sing him a song/ And I was adopted, but you didn't know I was born/ So I'm here now/ I found you, Daddy/ And guess what, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOOOUU!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: [gasps] Wow!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: I'm singing! I'm in a store and I'm singing! I'm in a store, AND I'M SINGIIIIING!
    Gimbels Manager: Hey! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
    Buddy: Yes there is!
    Gimbels Manager: No there's not.
    Buddy: We sing all the time! Especially when we make toys!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf!
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?
    ‐ Submitted by Anthony A (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
    Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and smack it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
    Buddy: He's an angry elf.
    Buddy: He must be a South Pole elf.
    ‐ Submitted by Sophie B (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: Sounds like somebody needs to sing a Christmas Carol.
    Jovie: No way.
    Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
    Jovie: Thanks, but I don't sing.
    Buddy: Oh, well, it's just like talking, except longer and louder, and you move your voice up and down.
    ‐ Submitted by Sophie B (4 years ago)

  • Buddy: What's your favorite color?
    ‐ Submitted by Sophie B (4 years ago)

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