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  • Yzma: Pull The Lever Kronk!
    Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk!


  • Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk... Wrong Lever!!
    Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk!


  • Kuzko: *Throws acorn at adorable squirrel* HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!
    Kuzko: [throws acorn at adorable squirrel] HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!


  • Kronk: Oh! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair!
    Kuzko: Very good, Kronk! [holds up dog treat] Get the snack! Get the snack!


  • Yzma: WHAT?! A Llama?! HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!
    Yzma: WHAT? A Llama? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!


  • Yzma: [growing impatient listening to a beggar's plea] It is no concern of mine whether your family has--what was it again? [beggar replies with 'Food' to which she responds] Ha! You really should have thought about that before you became peasants!


  • Kronk: YZMA! Put your hands in the air!!
    Kronk: YZMA! Put your hands in the air!


  • Kuzko: Ugh. Why does she even HAVE that lever?


  • Pacha: Uh-oh
    Pacha: Uh-oh.
    Kuzko: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall
    Kuzko: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
    Pacha: Yep
    Pacha: Yep.
    Kuzko: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
    Pacha: Most likely
    Pacha: Most likely.
    Kuzko: Bring it on
    Kuzko: Bring it on.


  • Kuzko: (sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out) What do you want? (the squirrel offers him a nut) Oh, for me? (takes the nut) I don't what to say. (throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head) Hit the road!
    Kuzko: [sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out] What do you want? [the squirrel offers him a nut] Oh, for me? [takes the nut] I don't what to say. [throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head] Hit the road!


  • Yzma: Take him out and finish the job now!
    Kronk: What about dinner?
    Yzma: Kronk, this kind of important.
    Kronk: How about dessert?
    Yzma: Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
    Kronk: And coffee?
    Yzma: All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!


  • Yzma: What, a llama? He's supposed to be *dead!*
    Kronk: Yeah, weird.


  • Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk! Wrong Leveeerrr!
    Yzma: Pull the lever Kronk! Wrong lever!


  • Kronk: [after Yzma asks if he has the poison] Oh, right, the poison, the poison for Kuzko. The poison chosen specifically to kill Kuzko, Kuzko's poison...[long pause]...that poison?


  • Yzma: That is the last time we're taking directions from a SQUIRREL!!
    Yzma: That is the last time we're taking directions from a SQUIRREL!


  • Yzma: How shall I do it?


  • Kronk: Huh?


  • Yzma: Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.


  • Pacha: [Explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.
    Pacha: [explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.
    Kuzko: [Appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [Startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]
    Kuzko: [appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]
    Pacha: Uh...that was him
    Pacha: Uh... that was him.
    Chica: Whoops
    Chica: Whoops.


  • Pacha: [Sees waterfall]Uh oh
    Pacha: [sees waterfall] Uh oh.
    Kuzko: [nonchalantly] Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
    Pacha: [nonchalantly] Yep.
    Kuzko: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
    Pacha: Most likely.
    Kuzko: Bring it on.


  • Yzma: "Pull the lever, Kronk."
    Yzma: Pull the lever, Kronk.
    Kronk: [Pulls the lever, openeing a trap door in which Yzma falls]
    Yzma: "Wrong lever!!" [Walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] "Why do we even have that lever?" [Kicks the croc away]
    Yzma: Wrong lever! [walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] Why do we even have that lever? [kicks the croc away]
    Kuzko: [Later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!"
    Kuzko: [later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] 'Okay, why does she even have that lever?!


  • Yzma: [recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.
    Kuzko: No, no! Don't drop it!
    Yzma: I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]


  • Yzma: [trapped in closet] Alright! I've had enough! Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
    Kronk: Um, don't you mean 'or'?
    Yzma: [irritated] Tell us where the talking llama is OR we will burn your house to the ground.
    Chaca: Well, which one? Both seem like a pretty crucial conjunction.


  • Yzma: [appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?
    Kuzko: No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?
    Yzma: [stunned] How did we, Kronk?
    Kronk: You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.


  • Yzma: Kronk! Knock the door down!
    Yzma: That's it, Kronk! Break the door down!
    Kronk: Are you kidding? This is hand-carved mahogany!
    Kronk: Break it down? Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.


  • Yzma: Or to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
    Yzma: Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!


  • Yzma: I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then, I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrives-AAHAHAHA! I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!


  • Yzma: Well, he ain't getting any dead-er!


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