Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back Reviews
So much obvious SJW LIBTARD agenda in this movie. The greatest living Jedi is not a white man, but a GREEN little troll? George Lucas is obviously trying to subvert white supremacy with that one. Yoda can't even speak English fer Chrissakes. He speaks broken English just like foreigners do. Once King Donald Trump forces Mexico to pay for the Great Wall of China, I mean the Great Wall of America, we won't have to listen to foreigners speaking horrible broken English like Yoda does.
Speaking of China, did you notice Yoda's epicanthic folds? He looks like a damn mongoloid midget. Yoda is such a disgusting non-white foreigner that he literally lives in a jerkwater swamp. Look at him, walking around barefoot, dressed in rags, and eating his disgusting, foreign, jerkwater swamp food. Look at the tiny hovel he lives in -- Yoda's a bum living in poverty! In summary, the greatest Jedi is a poor, non-white, foreigner who speaks broken English. As any conservative, God-fearing, Republican Trump-voter knows, it is one of the greatest sins to be poor, non-white, foreign, and incapable of speaking proper English. That the greatest Jedi is a disgusting, jerkwater-swamp-dwelling mongoloid like Yoda is pure, unadulterated SJW LIBTARD trash.
Instead of building a big wall and staying the hell away from foreigners who can't even speak English properly, Luke actually seeks out non-white foreigner Yoda to learn the ways of the Force from him. WTF liberal SJW LIBTARD garbage is that?
You know what else is SJW LIBTARD garbage? Luke, the GREAT WHITE HERO, finds out that his father is the evil, BLACK-clad Darth Vader. Vader, if you hadn't noticed, is voiced by a BLACK man. What are you trying to say, George Lucas? Are you trying to remind us that human life originated in Africa? That is what liberal scientists tell us, that our forefathers are all Africans. Keep in mind these are the same libtard scientists that tell us that global warming is real, LOL. Science, LOL.
Luke is still the same weak, whiny, beta male libtard cuck he was in the first movie. Remember how he let Leia boss him around and talk down to him in A New Hope? He hasn't changed a bit in this movie. He whines during his training with non-white, broken-English-speaking Yoda. He cries like a woman when he finds out Vader is his deadbeat dad. Luke is such a weak beta male that he gets his perfectly good masturbating and pussy-grabbing hand chopped off by dear old Dad. Weak, Luke, weak.
Luke breaks off his training with Yoda to rescue his friends from Vader, but, whiny, weak, beta male Luke utterly fails to achieve his goal. It's Lando who rescues Leia and Chewbacca, while Han gets kidnapped by Boba Fett. The black guy saves Leia and Chewbacca, not Luke. See? SJW LIBERAL garbage. Luke's failure in this movie was obviously the inspiration for Poe's, Rose's, and Finn's failures in that SJW LIBTARD TRASH movie The Last Jedi. No wonder Luke dies a virgin in that movie. Furthermore, Leia and Lando have to save Luke at the end of this movie when weak little virgin Luke is hanging on for dear life. A woman and a black man saving a white man? You know that's pure, unadulterated SJW LIBTARD garbage.
Ignore all good reviews of this movie as they are nothing but FAKE NEWS. It is the greatest injustice in the entire history of mankind that this movie is so highly regarded when it is just SJW LIBTARD TRASH.
I'll give it
Darker and with carefully constructed characters, The Empire Strikes Back is a masterpiece sequel, and it features one of the most iconic twists in cinematic history.