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  • Narrator: And they all lived happily ever after.


  • Queen Narissa: All this talk of true love's kiss it really does bring out the worst in me. You know if I'm going to remain queen I need a story for when I get back home. Hmm. what if a giant beast showed up and killed everyone, and poor defenseless Queen Narissa. she just couldn't save them? (points to Giselle) Let's begin with the girl who started it all shall we?
    Queen Narissa: All this talk of true love's kiss it really does bring out the worst in me. You know if I'm going to remain queen I need a story for when I get back home. Hmm. what if a giant beast showed up and killed everyone, and poor defenseless Queen Narissa. she just couldn't save them? [points to Giselle] Let's begin with the girl who started it all shall we?
    Robert Philip: Over my dead body!
    Queen Narissa: Alright I'm flexible (grabs Robert)
    Queen Narissa: Alright I'm flexible [grabs Robert]
    Queen Narissa: Alright I'm flexible. [grabs Robert]
    Robert Philip: (screans) Let me go (screams)
    Robert Philip: [screans] Let me go [screams]
    Robert Philip: [screans] Let me go. [screams]
    Queen Narissa: (roars and stomps out of the building) Come along Giselle I don't want you to miss this ending (smashes window)
    Queen Narissa: [roars and stomps out of the building] Come along Giselle I don't want you to miss this ending [smashes window]
    Queen Narissa: [roars and stomps out of the building] Come along Giselle I don't want you to miss this ending. [smashes window]


  • Queen Narissa: Speciosous-formosous-preclareus
    Queen Narissa: Speciosous-formosous-preclareus.
    Nathaniel: My most adored queen where did you send her?
    Queen Narissa: To a place where there are no happily ever afters
    Queen Narissa: To a place where there are no happily ever afters.
    Princess Giselle: (screams)
    Queen Narissa: (cackles)


  • Nathaniel: For the nice lady. From a secret admirer.
    Robert Philip: A secret admirer... How come people keep giving you free stuff?
    Princess Giselle: What is it?
    Nathaniel: It's an apple martini, miss.
    Robert Philip: Apple mar-... Ooh! It looks yummy.
    Robert Philip: Yeah, be careful. It's poisonous.
    Princess Giselle: You're joking.
    Robert Philip: Yeah. *Laughter* They'll creep on you though. I'd be really careful.


  • Robert Philip: There's no way of helping her. She's done for true love's kiss.
    Prince Edward: What?
    Robert Philip: It's the most powerful thing in the world.


  • Robert Philip: Marie Curie. She was a remarkable old woman who dedicated her life to research...until she died, of radiation poisoning.
    Robert Philip: Marie Curie. She was a remarkable old woman who dedicated her life to research... until she died, of radiation poisoning.
    Morgan Philip: She died?


  • Princess Giselle: You...are not a very nice man!
    Princess Giselle: [after an old man steals her tiara] You... are not a very nice old man!


  • Robert Philip: You want me to call somebody?
    Robert Philip: Would you like me to call someone for you?
    Princess Giselle: Well, I don't think they'd hear from here.
    Princess Giselle: I don't think they would hear you from here.


  • Princess Giselle: She's beautiful...
    Princess Giselle: She's beautiful.
    Robert Philip: It's just a statue!


  • Robert Philip: It's reality.
    Princess Giselle: Well, I think I prefer to be in Andalasia.
    Robert Philip: I think I prefer that too!


  • Prince Edward: I'm handsome even when I sleep?


  • Prince Edward: Nathaniel likes the way I leap?


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