Epic Movie
2007, Comedy/Adventure, 1h 21m
65 Reviews 250,000+ RatingsWhat to know
A crude comedy with nothing new or insightful to say about the subjects it satirizes. Read critic reviews
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Edward
Peter
Susan
Lucy
White Bitch
Aslo
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Critic Reviews for Epic Movie
All Critics (65) | Top Critics (24) | Fresh (1) | Rotten (64)
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A painful regurgitation of memorable moments from recent Hollywood blockbusters, the spoof film Epic Movie is almost entirely devoid of laughs.
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The most excruciating, unfunny film you'll see this year... if not your entire lifetime.
February 17, 2007 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review… -
Epic in its crapness.
February 17, 2007 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review… -
The gutter-brow auteurs who helped write the first Scary Movie and created Date Movie milk their lame sketch-comedy minds for yet another punishingly uninspired skewering of Hollywood hits.
February 10, 2007 | Rating: 0/6 | Full Review… -
Friedberg and Seltzer are completely tone-deaf when it comes to the art of film parody, conjuring none of the adolescent brilliance of Airplane! or even the good-natured irony of 2001's Not Another Teen Movie.
February 8, 2007 | Rating: 0/5 | Full Review… -
When you start thinking that the Taco Bell pitchwoman is perhaps too good for the material, you know the script has some serious problems.
February 6, 2007
Audience Reviews for Epic Movie
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Oct 12, 2013It's quite painful to watch.Beth M Super Reviewer
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Dec 02, 2011One of the worst films ever made, and one of the worst of the film series. I truly hated this movie. Its not even funny people.Bradley W Super Reviewer
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Nov 29, 2011What a slap in the face for true filmmakers. How a movie like this can make any money at all just blows my mind. It was stupid, ignorant, unfunny, crude and disgusting. The few jokes that this film had came without punchlines. Why does cinema get more and more filthy as time progresses? Is there any reason at all?Stephen E Super Reviewer
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Nov 02, 2011Total and utter crap. You want a good parody movie? Go watch Airplane! This is actually the first movie I ever had nightmares about paying to watch. If they made an "Everybody Poops:The Movie", it would be better than watching this. The only "parody" film that is worse than this movie is Disaster Movie which is also a giant disaster. Overall: This movie is a giant waste of time. Watching grass grow covered in paint drying is a better time... because your brain cells wont be murdered.Chris M Super Reviewer
Epic Movie Quotes
| Narrator: | This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet. But there was something really greater in store for them .... something epic. |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane! |
| Susan: | Oh, I Know, please help! |
| Susan: | I know... |
| Susan: | Why do you keep saying that |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!" |
| Susan: | Why are you yelling? |
| Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: | Hey, i'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson! |
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