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Epic Movie Quotes

  • Narrator: This is the story of four orphans brought together by fate. They didn't know it yet. But there was something really greater in store for them .... something epic.


  • Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!
    Susan: Oh, I Know, please help!
    Susan: I know...
    Susan: Why do you keep saying that
    Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say, "I have had it with these goddamn snakes on this goddamn plane!"
    Susan: Why are you yelling?
    Samuel Jackson Look-Alike: Hey, i'm always yelling! I'm Samuel Goddamn Jackson!
    Susan: [shocked] Always? ["Samuel Jackson" grabs Susan and throws her from the plane]


  • Edward: A chocolate river! Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! Hahahaha!
    Willy: That's actually the sewer line.


  • Nacho Libre: NACHO... cheese Doritos are delicious!


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