The Ten Commandments Reviews
(Full review TBA)
Horrendously bad animated movie detailing Moses, Hebrews, destination at Mount Sinai, etc. Where's Cecil B. DeMille when you really need him!?
This clunky relic is a throwback to the old "Davey and Goliath" Sunday morning show, but it's way too serious to even be any fun like that program was. I did somewhat admire this for taking itself seriously and not throwing in a lot of Disney-like talking animals or catchy songs to punch things up, but there has to be some kind of compromise if you want to get your point across to your intended target audience.
I have a high tolerance for boredom, but even I had all but given up on this at the halfway point. All those good intentions helped the directors assemble an impressive list of actors to provide the voices, but like the animation, the dubbing is embarrassingly primitive. The makers would have had more luck getting Stan and Cartman to teach kids bible lessons. At least they would have paid attention.
This feels more like Sunday school than an entertaining night at the movies. It is misguided in almost every way possible.