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  • Erin Brockovich: I gave the whole town a blowjob.

  • Erin Brockovich: Well, excuse me for not going to Law School.
    Ed Masry: Law School? At this point, I'd settle for Charm School.

  • Ed Masry: PG&E is demanding 90. In other words, everybody. Do you understand? This is serious.
    Erin Brockovich: And, what, Ed? I'm not serious?
    Ed Masry: You're emotional, you're erratic. You say anything, you make this personal, and it isn't.
    Erin Brockovich: Not personal? That is my work! My sweat! My time away from my kids! If that's not personal, I don't know what is-- [starts to cough hardly]
    Ed Masry: Hey, come on. Come on. Go home. Get well. Because you're no good to me sick. I need you, all right? This case needs you.
    Erin Brockovich: Did you tell them that?

  • Theresa Dallavale: Annabelle Daniels.
    Erin Brockovich: 714-454-9346. 10 years old, 11 in May. Lived on the plume since birth. Wanted to be a synchronized swimmer so she spent every minute she could in the PG&E pool. She had a tumor in her brain stem detected last November, an operation on Thanksgiving, shrunk it with radiation after that. Her parents are Ted & Rita. Ted's got Crohn's disease, Rita has chronic headaches, and nausea, and underwent a hysterectomy last fall. Ted grew up in Hinkley. His brother Robbie, and his wife May and their five children: Robbie Jr, Martha, Ed, Rose & Peter *also* lived on the plume. Their number is 454-9554. You want their diseases?
    Theresa Dallavale: Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
    Erin Brockovich: That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.

  • Erin Brockovich: How could you take this away from me?
    Ed Masry: No one's taking anything, will you let me--
    Erin Brockovich: Bullshit! You stuck me in Siberia dictating to some goddamn steno clerk so you could finish this thing without me!

  • Theresa Dallavale: Erin, you don't even have phone numbers for some of them.
    Erin Brockovich: Whose number do you need?
    Theresa Dallavale: Everyone's. This is a lawsuit Erin. We need to be able to contact the plaintiffs.
    Erin Brockovich: I said, whose number do you need?

  • Erin Brockovich: Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!...
    Erin Brockovich: Bite my ass, Krispy Kreme!

  • Erin Brockovich: Piece of crap!, with no signal!..
    Erin Brockovich: [Erin tries to use her cell phone but has no reception] Oh, you fucking piece of CRAP with no signal!

  • George: How many numbers you got?
    Erin Brockovich: Oh, I got numbers comin' outta my ears. For instance: ten.
    George: Ten?
    Erin Brockovich: Yeah. That's how many months old my baby girl is.
    George: You got a little girl?
    Erin Brockovich: Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.

  • Ed Masry: In a law firm you may want to re-think your wardrobe a little.
    Erin Brockovich: Well as long as I have one ass instead of two I'll wear what I like if that's all right with you. You might want to re-think those ties.

  • Erin Brockovich: That's all you got lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes...

  • Ed Masry: Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it.

  • Erin Brockovich: They?re called boobs, Ed.
    Erin Brockovich: They're called boobs, Ed.

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