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E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

  • E.T. [uncredited]: E.T. phone home.


  • E.T. [uncredited]: I'll be right here.
    Elliott: (tearfully) Bye.
    Elliott: [tearfully] Bye.


  • Michael: Did you explain school to him?
    Elliott: How do you explain school to higher intelligence?
    Michael: Maybe he's not that smart. Maybe he's like a worker bee who only knows how to push buttons or something.
    Elliott: He is too smart.
    Michael: Okay, I just hope we don't wake up on Mars or something surrounded by millions of little squashy guys.


  • Gertie: I'm not fearing any man! I may not get there with you...


  • Elliott: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.


  • E.T. [uncredited]: ET...Phone...Home
    E.T. [uncredited]: ET... Phone... Home.


  • Elliott: Ouch!
    E.T. [uncredited]: (E.T.'s finger lights up) oooooooooouuuuuuuuuch! (E.T. heals Elliot's cut on his finger)
    E.T. [uncredited]: [E.T.'s finger lights up] oooooooooouuuuuuuuuch! [E.T. heals Elliot's cut on his finger]


  • Elliott: It wasn't like that penis breath!
    Elliott: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!


  • Gertie: He won't hurt you.


  • E.T. [uncredited]: I'll be right here
    E.T. [uncredited]: I'll... be... right... here.


  • Tyler: Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
    Greg: He doesn't get it, Ty
    Greg: He doesn't get it, Ty.
    Tyler: get it? Your anus?
    Tyler: Get it? Your anus?
    Greg: He doesn't get it.
    Elliott: Your so immature!


  • Elliott: Zero charisma!
    Greg: Cintus suprimus!


  • Michael: I've never driven foward before!


  • Michael: You have absolute power! Eerp!


  • Tyler: (talking to Elliot) Douche bag.
    Mary: (slaps Tyler in the back of the head) No 'douche bag' talk in my house.


  • Elliott: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.


  • Gertie: Alligators in the sewers
    Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.


  • Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!


  • Greg: Get plenty of sausage, and peperoni!
    Tyler: Everything but the little fishies!


  • E.T. [uncredited]: E.T. phone home.


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