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  • Dawn's Mother: Not on CHRISTMAS!!!
    Dawn's Mother: Not on Christmas!


  • Dawn Davenport: Thank you! I love you! Thank you! Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart! You came here for some excitement tonight and that's just what you're going to get! Take a good look at ME because I'm going to be on the front of every newspaper in this country tomorrow! You're looking at crime personified AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I framed Leslie Bacon! I called the heroin hot line on Abby Hoffman! I bought the gun that Bremmer used to shoot Wallace! I had an affair with Juan Corona! I blew Richard Speck! And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it myself! Now, everybody freeze! Who wants to be famous? Who wants to DIE for art?
    Dawn Davenport: Thank you! I love you! Thank you! Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart! You came here for some excitement tonight and that's just what you're going to get! Take a good look at ME because I'm going to be on the front of every newspaper in this country tomorrow! You're looking at crime personified AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! I framed Leslie Bacon! I called the heroin hot line on Abby Hoffman! I bought the gun that Bremmer used to shoot Wallace! I had an affair with Juan Corona! I blew Richard Speck! And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it myself! Now, everybody freeze! Who wants to be famous? Who wants to DIE for art?


  • Taffy Davenport: Why can't I go to school? Why can't I have friends?
    Dawn Davenport: You can't go to school because I said so. I won't have you nagging me for lunch money and whining for help on your homework. There is no need to know about presidents, wars, numbers or science. Just listen to me and you'll learn. And no little friends over here, repeating rhymes, asking flippant questions, and talking in those nagging baby voices. Can't you just sit here and look out into the air? Isn't that enough? Do you always have to badger me for attention?


  • Dawn Davenport: Davenport. Dawn Davenport! I'm a thief and a shitkicker, and, uh, I'd like to be famous.


  • Dawn Davenport: Look at you, I could vomit
    Dawn Davenport: Look at you, I could vomit.
    Donald Dasher: THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF BEAUTY!


  • Dawn Davenport: She's been a hideous little girl today, she was about to get a good whippin'!
    Dawn Davenport: She's been a hideous little girl today, she was about to get a good whippin'!


  • Dawn Davenport: You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!


  • Ida Nelson: And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian.
    Ida Nelson: And remember my offer still stands. If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!


  • Ida Nelson: Fucker! Pig fucker! Hetero! Filthy hetero stink-shit!


  • Dawn Davenport: Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!
    Dawn Davenport: Ida Nelson, you get out of my house! [hurling acid into Dawn's face]
    Ida Nelson: You made Gater leave! I got somethin for your face, motherfucker!
    Ida Nelson: You made Gater leave! I got somethin for your face, motherfucker!


  • Earl Peterson: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook! Go fuck yourself for all I care. YEAH! Go fuck yourself!
    Earl Peterson: You'll never get any money from me, cow! Just cause you got them big udders don't mean you're somethin' special. Get the hook! Go fuck yourself for all I care. YEAH! Go fuck yourself! [hangs up]


  • Dawn Davenport: I've done everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!
    Dawn Davenport: I've DONE everything a mother can do: I've locked her in her room, I've beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It's HARD being a loving mother!


  • Dawn Davenport: Where did you get this crap, Taffy? I told you to spend that money I gave you on a cute outfit, but ooooh-noooo! As soon as my back is turned, you run right out and spend it on props for your morbid little games! Well, I want it cleaned up pronto! We're having guests for dinner and I want you looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y as humanly possible!


  • Gater: Hey Taffy, baby, come suck your daddy's dick.
    Taffy Davenport: I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!


  • Ida Nelson: Well I just use common sense. I mean, if they're smart they're queer, and if they're stupid they're straight, right Earnie? Are you sure you won't have another pretzel?
    Ida Nelson: Well I just use common sense. I mean, if they're smart they're queer, and if they're stupid they're straight, right Earnie? Are you sure you won't have another pretzel?


  • Ida Nelson: I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.
    Ida Nelson: [to Gator] I worry that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life.


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