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  • Cameron Frye: Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!
    ‐ Submitted by Ankur B (24 months ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: The question isn't what are we going to do. The question is what aren't we going to do.
    ‐ Submitted by Andrea M (2 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Do you have a kiss for daddy?
    Sloane Peterson: Are you kidding?
    Ed Rooney: Hmmm, so that's how it is in their family.
    ‐ Submitted by Joe N (3 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
    ‐ Submitted by Toni W (3 years ago)

  • Chez Quis Maitre 'd: I weep for the future.
    ‐ Submitted by Zach W (3 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Speak any English?
    Garage Attendant: What country do you think this is?
    ‐ Submitted by Tim N (3 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!
    ‐ Submitted by Tim N (3 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
    ‐ Submitted by Karen K (3 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
    ‐ Submitted by Alexander S (3 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: I think I see me dad.
    ‐ Submitted by Isabella M (3 years ago)

  • Sloane Peterson: What are you interested in?
    Cameron Frye: Nothing.
    ‐ Submitted by Isabella M (3 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: What did I do?
    Ferris Bueller: [looking back at him] You killed the car.
    ‐ Submitted by Josh B (3 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
    ‐ Submitted by ethan t (3 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Cameron is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, and twisted, you'd have a diamond.
    ‐ Submitted by Brenna S (3 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
    ‐ Submitted by Christina H (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I'm going to be caught, it's not gonna be by a guy like that!
    ‐ Submitted by sean b (4 years ago)

  • Boy in Police Station: You say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle. Oh, you know him.
    ‐ Submitted by Ryan A (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: You killed the car.
    ‐ Submitted by Zev B (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
    ‐ Submitted by Benjamin H (4 years ago)

  • Cameron Frye: Hey batter, batter, swing batter!
    ‐ Submitted by Boomer C (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob D (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!
    ‐ Submitted by Jacob D (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
    ‐ Submitted by Daniel R (4 years ago)

  • Economics Teacher: [takes attendance] Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
    Economic Student Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
    Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone.
    Economic Student Simone: No problem whatsoever.
    Economics Teacher: [continues with attendance] Frye? Frye? Frye?
    ‐ Submitted by Breno d (4 years ago)

  • Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.
    School Secretary: Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody. It's true.
    Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
    School Secretary: He makes you look like an ass, is what he does, Ed.
    Ed Rooney: Thank you, Grace, but I think you're wrong.
    School Secretary: Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
    Ed Rooney: That is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere!
    School Secretary: Oh, Ed, you sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
    Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.
    ‐ Submitted by Breno d (4 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk. (Cameron screams)
    Ferris Bueller: You killed the car.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris D (4 years ago)

  • Girl on Trampoline: Who the hell was that!?
    ‐ Submitted by Darren S (5 years ago)

  • Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
    ‐ Submitted by Chris P (5 years ago)

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