Ferris Bueller's Day Off Quotes
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Cameron Frye: Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!
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Ferris Bueller: The question isn't 'what are we going to do', the question is 'what aren't we going to do?'Ferris Bueller: The question isn't what are we going to do. The question is what aren't we going to do.
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Ferris Bueller: Do you have a kiss for daddy?Sloane Peterson: Are you kidding? (they kiss and make out)Sloane Peterson: Are you kidding?Ed Rooney: (see's this from a distance) hmmm, so that's how it is in their family.Ed Rooney: Hmmm, so that's how it is in their family.
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Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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Chez Quis Maitre 'd: I weep for the future.
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Ferris Bueller: Speak any English?Garage Attendant: What country do you think this is?
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Ferris Bueller: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I'm not European, nor do I plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!
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Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller my hero!Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
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Ferris Bueller: 'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it'Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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Cameron Frye: I think I see me dad.
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Sloane Peterson: What are you interested in?Cameron Frye: Nothing.
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Cameron Frye: What did I do?Ferris Bueller: [looking back at him] You killed the car.
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Cameron Frye: I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
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Ferris Bueller: Cameron is so tight, that is you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, and twisted, you'd have a diamond.Ferris Bueller: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
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Cameron Frye: Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
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Ferris Bueller: First of all you can never go too far. Second of all, if I'm going to be caught, it's not gonna be by a guy like that!
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Boy in Police Station: You say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle. Oh, you know himBoy in Police Station: You say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle. Oh, you know him.
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Ferris Bueller: You killed the car.
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Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss itFerris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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Cameron Frye: Hey batter, batter, swing batter!
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Ferris Bueller: It's not that i support facsism or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believ in me." Not bad, but then again he was the walrus.Ferris Bueller: Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
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Ferris Bueller: They bought it. Incredible, one of the worst preformances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.Ferris Bueller: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career, and they never doubted it for a second!
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Ferris Bueller: How could i possibly be able to handle school on a day like this?Ferris Bueller: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?
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Economics Teacher: [takes attendance] Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?Economic Student Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.Economics Teacher: Thank you, Simone.Economic Student Simone: No problem whatsoever.Economics Teacher: [continues with attendance] Frye? Frye? Frye?
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Ed Rooney: I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him.School Secretary: Well, with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody. It's true.Ed Rooney: What is so dangerous about a character like Ferris Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas. Last thing I need at this point in my career is 1,500 Ferris Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.School Secretary: He makes you look like an ass, is what he does, Ed.Ed Rooney: Thank you, Grace, but I think you're wrong.School Secretary: Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads รข?? they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.School Secretary: Oh, he's very popular, Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.Ed Rooney: hat is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere!Ed Rooney: That is why I need to show these kids that the example he sets is a first-class ticket to nowhere!School Secretary: Oh, Ed, you sounded like Dirty Harry just then.Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.
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Ferris Bueller: This is the part where Cameron goes Berserk. (Cameron Screams)Ferris Bueller: This is the part where Cameron goes berserk. (Cameron screams)Ferris Bueller: ...You Killed the Car...Ferris Bueller: You killed the car.
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Girl on Trampoline: who the hell was that!?Girl on Trampoline: Who the hell was that!?
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Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.