Fifty Shades of Grey Reviews
December 4, 2020
At least, the film goes out of the way to show the use of condoms.
July 16, 2020
In terms of story and character, this film is in desperate need of a safe word.
April 10, 2020
Overlong, too clinical in design, and based on lowest common denominator entertainment (or so I'm told), Fifty Shades of Grey still manages to be engaging, funny, and unexpectedly human.
November 26, 2019
Given that this is her second film, [Sam] Taylor-Johnson directs the film with taste and care by focusing on the interactions between Ana and Christian rather than the sexual side of the story and the film looks stunning.
November 12, 2019
Fifty Shades of Grey will draw you in out of curiosity and possibly hopes of a good movie, then leave you wondering why you agreed to such a thing in the first place, much like the main character.
September 19, 2019
Funny that no one seemed to understand in the making of Grey that watching two vaguely defined characters engage in ceaseless rounds of conservatively filmed grimaces and stifled moans gets tiresome quickly.
August 2, 2019
There is little more critical than to say a third of the film had people laughing at dialogue, and the other two thirds wiggling in their seats, not from discomfort or innervation, but from boredom.
May 10, 2019
Most of the actual sex has less erotic value than what can be found on late night HBO, and it certainly doesn't hold a candle to the graphic content of the novels or the erotic-charged hype surrounding the film.
April 17, 2019
You would've put the book down after reading the character's name on the third page: Anastasia Steele? Puh-lease!
April 4, 2019
[General audiences] might need to be handcuffed to their seats and wonder how something so wildly popular could be so stiflingly unerotic.
February 5, 2019
Every fiber of my being is screaming at her to send this man packing.
November 10, 2018
The dialogue is terrible and Dornan's Grey is so humourless that any vaguely funny lines fall utterly flat. On the plus side Johnson does her best with what she's been given, Ana is a Thomas Hardy fan, and Grey has a nice kitchen.
October 25, 2018
If the book was aimed at women, the movie appears to be aimed at the boyfriends and husbands they will drag to the cinema, who are rewarded for their patience at sitting through the creepy pseudo-romance with ample shots of Johnson's bosoms.
August 22, 2018
The entire palate of the film was cool and gray, which doesn't do much to incite passion. and I don't think we should blame the actors.
August 22, 2018
Fifty Shades of Grey is that hot date you bring home to discover (s)he's a cold fish between the sheets.
August 21, 2018
This is worth going to the cinema for, leave your expectations behind and relax and enjoy a visually beautiful film.