Fifty Shades of Grey Reviews

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September 19, 2019
Funny that no one seemed to understand in the making of Grey that watching two vaguely defined characters engage in ceaseless rounds of conservatively filmed grimaces and stifled moans gets tiresome quickly.
August 2, 2019
There is little more critical than to say a third of the film had people laughing at dialogue, and the other two thirds wiggling in their seats, not from discomfort or innervation, but from boredom.
May 17, 2019
You've seen worse; you've imagined better.
May 16, 2019
Nice as it looks, this movie tastes bad...
May 10, 2019
Most of the actual sex has less erotic value than what can be found on late night HBO, and it certainly doesn't hold a candle to the graphic content of the novels or the erotic-charged hype surrounding the film.
April 17, 2019
You would've put the book down after reading the character's name on the third page: Anastasia Steele? Puh-lease!
April 4, 2019
[General audiences] might need to be handcuffed to their seats and wonder how something so wildly popular could be so stiflingly unerotic.
February 5, 2019
Every fiber of my being is screaming at her to send this man packing.
November 10, 2018
The dialogue is terrible and Dornan's Grey is so humourless that any vaguely funny lines fall utterly flat. On the plus side Johnson does her best with what she's been given, Ana is a Thomas Hardy fan, and Grey has a nice kitchen.
October 25, 2018
If the book was aimed at women, the movie appears to be aimed at the boyfriends and husbands they will drag to the cinema, who are rewarded for their patience at sitting through the creepy pseudo-romance with ample shots of Johnson's bosoms.
August 22, 2018
The entire palate of the film was cool and gray, which doesn't do much to incite passion. and I don't think we should blame the actors.
August 22, 2018
Fifty Shades of Grey is that hot date you bring home to discover (s)he's a cold fish between the sheets.
August 21, 2018
This is worth going to the cinema for, leave your expectations behind and relax and enjoy a visually beautiful film.
August 21, 2018
Sometimes a book should just remain a book and in the case of "Fifty Shades of Grey" that is exactly the case.
April 23, 2018
[Fifty Shades of Grey] simply never gets anything right.
March 17, 2018
Among the many mind-bogglingly implausible fantasies Fifty Shades of Grey sells, the one I think that most accounts for its popularity is the promise that shame of sexual sin can be alleviated by surrendering to it more fully.
January 30, 2018
I'm really worried about the fact that some people (especially girls) regard Mr. Grey as an object of desire, as some sort of ideal man. [Full review in Spanish]
January 26, 2018
The second half of the film devolves into something that resembles tedious, melodramatic daytime TV.
January 12, 2018
Grey is not a character, but a cluster of clichés... [Full review in Spanish]
January 12, 2018
It's superficial, it's manipulative, it's off-putting and embarrassing. But there's no denying that this says something about the moment in which the book was published and the movie released.
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