Rusty Zimmerman: On her knees at church begging Jesus, Mary, Joseph and every goddamned saint in heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella de Fag. And being a slave to my father before he died. You would have loved each other. He thought Archie Bunker was a flaming Liberal.
Rusty Zimmerman: You could never be as stupid as I think you are.
Rusty Zimmerman: What are you, channeling Jesse Helms?