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  • I.M. Fletcher: Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Do you have caviar?
    Waiter: Si senor, but it is $80 dollar a portion.
    I.M. Fletcher: I better only take two then.


  • Alan Stanwyck: Will you kill me?
    I.M. Fletcher: Sure.


  • I.M. Fletcher: [getting a prostate exam] "Moonriver..."
    I.M. Fletcher: [getting a prostate exam] Moonriver.


  • Alan Stanwyck: You'll be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
    I.M. Fletcher: I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Print this! (shows the middle finger to his editor boss).
    I.M. Fletcher: Print this! [shows the middle finger to his editor boss]
    I.M. Fletcher: What is he, a Mormon?
    I.M. Fletcher: Wash those windows, they have filth muck on them.
    I.M. Fletcher: My name? John, John Cocktoastin.
    I.M. Fletcher: (Are you always this forward? ) Only with wet married women.
    I.M. Fletcher: [are you always this forward] Only with wet married women.
    I.M. Fletcher: I just have to wee-wee.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Saw my pimp today (gave 1000 cash for alimony).
    I.M. Fletcher: Saw my pimp today. [gave 1000 cash for alimony]
    I.M. Fletcher: yeah, I feel like a 100 dollars.
    I.M. Fletcher: Yeah, I feel like a 100 dollars.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in.
    I.M. Fletcher: I don't shower much.
    I.M. Fletcher: You got the wrong gal, fella.
    I.M. Fletcher: Nugent, Ted Nugent. (asked to identify himself)
    I.M. Fletcher: Nugent, Ted Nugent. [asked to identify himself]
    I.M. Fletcher: Don't talk to me like that ass face. I don't work for you yet.
    I.M. Fletcher: Why don't you try suicide?
    I.M. Fletcher: Will you kill me?
    I.M. Fletcher: (hesitates) Sure.
    I.M. Fletcher: [hesitates] Sure.


  • I.M. Fletcher: I was curious about something your wife said when we were in bed together
    I.M. Fletcher: I was curious about something your wife said when we were in bed together.
    Alan Stanwyck: Oh? What's that?
    I.M. Fletcher: That roughly we have the same build. From the waist up I imagine.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Looks like you two have a lot to catch up on. We'll just catch the last ten minutes of Dynasty
    I.M. Fletcher: Looks like you two have a lot to catch up on. We'll just catch the last ten minutes of Dynasty.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Thank God..the police
    I.M. Fletcher: Thank God... the police.


  • I.M. Fletcher: You know if you shoot me, you're liable to lose all of those humanitarian awards
    I.M. Fletcher: You know if you shoot me, you're liable to lose all of those humanitarian awards.


  • I.M. Fletcher: You using the whole fist doc?


  • I.M. Fletcher: I'm gonna have to pull rank on you, I'm with the matress police.


  • I.M. Fletcher: Don't talk to me like that ass face, I don't work for you yet.


  • I.M. Fletcher: You using the whole fist doc?


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