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Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

  • Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up.
    Aldous Snow: [Snores]
    Aldous Snow: [snores]
    Sarah Marshall: Aldous... wake up... make love to me.
    Aldous Snow: Alright, you go on top though, cause I'm knackered.

  • Rachael: Oh, come on, Peter. I can see your vagina from here!

  • Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
    Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably.

  • Aldous Snow: I've heard women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me.

  • Aldous Snow: It's a little holiday with Hitler.

  • Surfing Instructor: I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

  • Surfing Instructor: I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.

  • Surfing Instructor: You sound like you're from London.

  • Peter Bretter: Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!

  • Aldous Snow: You know mate sometimes you just gotta let the beast soar and let your yarbles dance
    Aldous Snow: You know mate, sometimes you just gotta let the beast soar and let your yarbles dance.

  • Brian: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
    Peter Bretter: You shall not pass!

  • Surfing Instructor: The weather outside is weather.
    Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather.

  • Rachael: Oh come on Peter, I can see your vagina from here. I can see your hoo-hah.

  • Surfing Instructor: You sound like you're from London!

  • Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

  • Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.

  • Aldous Snow: ohhh take my eyes but not the shirt
    Aldous Snow: Ohhh take my eyes, but not the shirt.

  • Matthew: Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.

  • Surfing Instructor: Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...

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